I still don’t think using the acquisition of a Klondike Bar as an evaluator of what kind of abhorrent behavior I’m capable of is a good idea. When push comes to shove, rest assured I can go to some dark places.
When daylight saving time kicks in this weekend, dinner time is now just my dog staring at me like I've forgotten how to be a decent person.
that moment when you find yourself explaining that a lot of people are kinda dumb 𝘵𝘰 someone that's kinda dumb.
People are always saying “polyamory makes no sense. How can you love two people?” and then they’ll turn around and buy DC Comics *and* Marvel Comics
why do we have to move our clocks ahead? why not afoot or abutt
can’t spell “approachable” without “roach”
i’m not saving daylight this year you guys are on your own
gonna start a porch furniture making company called Lawn Chairney Jr. has this been done before
I always think about a post and how it's weird I got no likes. Only to realize the post I'm thinking of was never posted and is just in my drafts 😂
Cheers to the return of daylight saving time. One less hour of the dumbest time in history.
All those Obama tan suit whiners are mighty quiet about Donald Trump wearing a white baseball hat to Dover for the dignified transfer of our slain service members.
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the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings
Think what the media would've done if Obama wore a baseball hat all the times that this bloated cadaver wears a baseball hat.
Is the Secret Service the only agency Trump hasn’t tried to destroy via clown leadership and/or funding cuts? Funny how that works.
Can a hacker please just drop all the Epstein files at once. We can’t afford another war every time a new batch comes out.
“Dad, you keep teaching me how to be honest, to be kind, to be brave, to push back on bullies, to stand for what I believe in. What if I end up being none of these things?”
“Then, son, it’s likely you’ll end up having a long and successful career in Congress.”
🚨 Trump's cronies are circulating a draft executive order to declare a phony "national emergency" over made-up foreign election interference—just so he can seize control of our state-run elections.
This isn't about integrity—it's a blatant attempt to rig the midterms.
Tell Congress to act NOW:
Remember how the Republicans behaved during the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal?
The Epstein scandal is far worse and the Republicans have nothing to say.
The Ellisons’ new Paramount/Warner Bros mega-media monopoly would never pass muster if America still had antitrust enforcers.
So who can stop this? State attorneys general. Here's how. ⬇️
https://actionnetwork.org/letters/stop-paramount-mega-media-monopoly/?source=group-ShortText
Virginia’s Democratic controlled legislature has officially passed legislation prohibiting schools in the state from teaching lies about the January 6 insurrection.
Love this, all blue states should follow their lead and do the same.
When is the GOP going to throw their hands in the air, offer their mea culpa, remove the Criminally Insane Felon and start correcting the issues he has and is causing?
my god. this has to stop, this all has to stop. we are in the clutches of actual monsters.
Trump saluting a flag-draped casket carried by soldiers, wearing his standard ill fitting suit and a white baseball hat that says USA in gold letters visible from space
I think it's great that the president put on his most solemnly branded baseball cap to receive the returning coffins of soldiers killed in the unnecessary war he launched to distract from his failing presidency and pedophilia scandal.
Look at that gold-like letting. Classy as shit.
People got real mad at Biden for looking at his watch during a dignified transfer.
Looking forward to the same outrage at Trump for wearing a fucking hat
It should be no surprise that Trump is unaware of the definition of dignified.
some of you have done very little to pump up the jam and it shows
I appreciate it when my team listens to me and plays better after I yell at the tv from my couch
It could not be more obvious that the president does not care about US service members and in fact regards their deaths as mere political inconveniences. He has more sympathy for Putin than Americans who died because he decided to wage illegal war. Just listen to him.
Ah yes, the senator who challenged a witness to a fistfight during a hearing will definitely bring a steadier hand.
Much as the senator who keeps confusing Iran and Iraq and apologized because he "was mispoke" there will surely help restore public confidence.
