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Author, attorney, Award-winning columnist. Groucho Marxist. Author of the Cade & Clayborne historical thrillers, the Jack Keller series, the Tony Wolf/Tim Buckthorn thrillers from @BloodhoundBooks, & many more. THE GOLDEN MOUNTAIN Out now! NO DMs please.

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We used to have aquariums when I was a kid. We got snails because they'd clean the inside glass. You could see their tongues with the teeth working away. It looked pretty neat.

07.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He probably did, but doesn't remember it, and now he's big mad because she wouldn't take the blame for him.

05.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reasonably sure that Secretary Puppykiller got taken to the gravel pit because she didn't fall on her sword over the $220 million PR campaign she did, featuring her. She claimed President Pedo authorized it.

05.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Gas prices up .20 a gallon in my area.

02.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So the guy who ran against "endless wars" has now started another one.

28.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

If Trump can declare war without congressional authorization, then Congress has effectively disbanded itself.

28.02.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 2027 πŸ” 501 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 31

Best wishes and good luck to all those folks in the Northeast facing an honest-to-goodness blizzard. Hope everyone stays warm, dry and safe.

23.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, if that's what the legislature wants...clearly young women need to start carrying. and learn to shoot straight.

18.02.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So tell me: what's your favorite piece of apparently useless information? Bonus points if you want to see it used in fiction.

18.02.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I now know how lampshades are made. I've learned more about poultry processing that you'll ever want to know. I know the steps to arm and trigger a Claymore mine. I can hotwire a bulldozer.

18.02.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm thinking tonight about my old mentor, in law and in life, who taught me "no information is permanently useless to a litigator."
I later expanded that to include fiction writing.

18.02.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His name is Ron Johnson
He lives in Wisconsin
He comes to the Senate from there
The people he meets
When he's out on the streets
Go "Jesus Christ how fucking dumb ARE you?"

12.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pedophiles Protectors...

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

11.02.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 692 πŸ” 226 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 12

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

08.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 38089 πŸ” 14353 πŸ’¬ 1381 πŸ“Œ 743
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a man with a mustache and a blue shirt is standing in a room and looking at the camera . Alt: Guy Fleegman from Galaxy Quest
08.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you ever wondered where Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes went when he grew up...

08.02.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please do not invite Gary Abernathy back onto your broadcast. He is a shameless liar and Trump shill.

30.01.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone really think that sending that belligerent asshole Tom Homan to Minneapolis is going to calm a damn thing down?

26.01.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Take ICE's guns away. The bad apples will leave.

25.01.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back in the day, a snow day was a snow day. You got to go out and play. Now it means "remote learning."

I feel for the youth of today.

25.01.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God, I love this song.

24.01.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There was one kid who literally called every five minutes. I told him, "I promise you, kid, if we get the word, it'll be on the radio immediately. Just listen." He responded, "I don't listen to your stupid station!"

Folks in radio in the 21st century: are these calls still a thing?

24.01.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All of the weather kerfuffle reminds me of my days in radio back in the late 1970s, early 1980s. If there was even a hint of snow in the forecast, the phones would be ringing constantly with kids asking "is school cancelled?"

24.01.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently readiing a biography of Samuel Adams, and one of the takeaways is "Don't fuck with Boston." They're a feisty lot.

21.01.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when "abolish ICE" was considered by the Democratic party leadership to be political suicide?

21.01.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can take the boy out of the Pharisees, but you can't take the Pharisee out of the boy.

20.01.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Most of the shitty stuff in Christian doctrine isn't from Jesus, it's from St. Paul's letters. And those letters were picked from all of the other potential sources by men with their own doctrinal agendas.

20.01.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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A reminder how ICE treats priests.

20.01.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 18348 πŸ” 6676 πŸ’¬ 568 πŸ“Œ 266

This is no longer a Department of Justice. It is a lawless ministry of oppression.

19.01.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0