mariah scarey

Some habits die hard

one surefire way to guess how long someone has been on the internet is to ask if they’ve ever referred to m/m pairings in fan fiction as “slash fic”

Absolutely same, I’m having it for dinner tonight with some soup but the soup is mainly an excuse to eat the bread

It has been calling to me from the kitchen all night

Final update/next time I will make the cream cheese cubes smaller

I did it*

*presumably. Whether I did it successfully or not will be determined once it’s cooled enough to slice.

Whoever came up with the blueberry caramelized cheesecake croissants at Costco needs to be kissed and/or taken out because those things are insanely delicious and they hold too much power

Sometimes apple and peanut butter just slaps

an absolute icon

Shoutout to the little girl eating a rotisserie chicken straight out of the bag in the Costco food court

not Paul Mescal being a cat hater……it’s fine I don’t need another blorbo to add to the collection

feeling a lot of existential dread so I’m strategizing how to make a jalapeño popper sourdough loaf

I am someone who feels at my best when I have something I’m excited about to constantly rotate around in my brain like a rotisserie chicken, and I currently don’t. And part of the problem is that I don’t want a *new* one, I want ofmd to get rescued so I can get excited about it again.

HOT YOI 😭 that typo will forever haunt me

do my ofmd fandom friends know that in the Schitt’s Creek fandom heyday I ran an instagram comparing Noah Reid to dogs called “Noah Reid As Dogs” and his wife follows it and he knows who I am because of it

I mean yes like physically but mostly existentially

I’m so tired y’all

Me, going to bed uncharacteristically early: wow I might actually get a full night of uninterrupted sleep for once

foster puppy: hahahahhahahhahhahhahhahahahhhahahahhahah

it is amazing what having the gentle vibration of a cat’s purr beamed directly into the center of your chest can do for your nervous system

woooof had a series of annoying/frustrating/overwhelming things happen back to back and am now trying to regulate myself and not let it completely derail my mood. Started a new embroidery/visible mending project for my sister and hoping that helps 🤞🏻

i don't like speaking on things in depth on this account because i can actually go in depth on topics verbally during stream, but i feel the need to say that people with tourettes who have tics in relation to derogatory terms should not be segregated or simply never join events where +

also just had a dream I was about to graduate but worried about failing my final exams?? What year does my subconscious think it is

an orange tabby cat laying on green and white striped sheets

Haven’t posted Mr Darby’s handsome face in a minute

Why did I just have a dream that I was dating Jon Bon Jovi and invited him to my family thanksgiving

I’m tired of being sick!!!!!!!

Ooh yes, that would be a great option! I’m currently rewatching it for the first time in a couple years though so I’m being more intentional with it. I found a documentary I haven’t seen yet to put on for now!

I need something vaguely engaging to watch to keep me entertained but not so engaging that I’ll be disappointed in missing bits and pieces as I drift in and out of cold medicine-induced slumber

when I’m sick I always try to drink tea bc it’s soothing but I hate the weird fuzzy mouthfeel I have afterwards 🥲 do avid tea drinkers just ignore this or is it a Me problem

❤️

Me for the rest of the evening tbh