Niggas done brought the hypothetical situations to Bluesky, lord!
07.03.2026 12:13
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Niggas done brought the hypothetical situations to Bluesky, lord!
What in the twitter hypothetical?!
Oh I couldn’t imagine a worse existence.
Talk to em!
I’ve worn my bonnet outside. Sometimes the hair is more important than the stares.
Shitty and swole is not a good combo.
Fresh set of hours, y’all! Happy Saturday.
Never get too swole.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
Having an “abeg shift” attitude towards nonsense will get you through so many things in life 😂😂
SHOOT THE JAY, RYU!
Hate playing street fighter in my phone, cause why isn’t Ryu shooting the damn hadouken!?
The faux video-game imagery used in US social media war propaganda and Hegseth's rhetoric on CBS are of a piece.
My best friend’s sister, who CBP has been telling us different stories all day about, her phone just got turned back on. She is a US citizen born in Evanston. They said she was never detained at O’Hare after telling us she was, they said she was not transferred to Broadview, and now she's in a detention facility in WI.
🚨 My best friend’s sis, who CBP has been telling us different stories all day about, phone just got turned back on. US citizen born in Evanston. They said she was never detained at O’Hare after telling us she was, said she was not transferred to Broadview, now she's in a detention facility in WI.😡
We are currently outside the ICE Broadview concentration camp where Sunny Naqvi’s family believes her to be held after being detained in O’Hare by federal authorities.
You don’t say!
This regime is sadistic as fuck. Post-hurricane Melissa the US did not send a Navy Hospital ship but has pressured Jamaica to end a life-saving program.
You know you’re at a Black funeral when:
Credit to @mattheweadie.bsky.social for breaking the story on Bluesky, so far as I saw:
Whatever buddy did to make sis that angry, he did that shit. Cause before I stepped out, he was antagonizing her. So I know son was on some weird shit.
So in short, ya boy’s ( you already know who it is) conflict resolution skills are really top notch, cause I refused the whole shit, before the cops could get here. Salute me!
She tells me her side of the story, how son followed her saying all types of foul shit. I apologize on his behalf, buddy tries to say some shit to her, to provoke her, I make sure he stays in the lobby. She calms down and leaves with an associate she had meet her there.
Once buddy was indoors, I spoke with sis and to see if she could leave the scene, why she thought I had the hammer? Talmbout some, “ugh ugh cause why you clutching in ya hoodie like that?!” Sis, these my keys, I’m a teacher, you’re screaming at an ungodly hour, please leave!
Go dresses, grabbed my keys, headed outside. First person I approached was buddy who was seeing shelter, told him to stay in the lobby. He tryna tell me “Idek her, she started following me” yeah yeah whatever nigga, go inside NYOW!
Yelling outside. So, I open my window and hit the patented “scream out the window at both parties” move, to no avail. Arguing still going, trans shorty is throwing rocks at buddy, who’s taken up shelter in an apartment building lobby. So atp, I decided to take matters into my own hands.
Three am, I just wake up to the sounds of “FUCK YA DEAD MOTHA! YA MOTHA’S A TRANNY!” Look out the window, it’s a man and a trans woman going back and forth outside my window. Mind you, I’m on the third floor, so I might as well be front row to the weigh in. So as a NYer, I’m not new to strangers
