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Welcome, friend. Take a seat and rest. You're home. artist I really like skeletons I vent now and again 23

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put my entire foot in a puddle because I was distracted sending this text to my husband. I am having the day I deserve.

07.03.2026 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ffbs (freddy fazbear butt sex)

07.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you are itty bitty! your are small!

07.03.2026 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a very poorly drawn MS Paint drawing of garfield sucking a penis, and a speech bubble that says "eat the lasagna garfield"

a very poorly drawn MS Paint drawing of garfield sucking a penis, and a speech bubble that says "eat the lasagna garfield"

07.03.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is this a selfie?

07.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm #on a #boat #โ›ด๏ธ

07.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i wish to glide like a flying squirrel

07.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 6652 ๐Ÿ” 1490 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

i saw him somewhere else #malcomsomewhereelse

07.03.2026 10:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

being pretentious makes me feel fucking nauseous

07.03.2026 06:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*suspiciously brazil shaped belly* ohโ€ฆ Well theres my hopes and dream gone

07.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they can't find it

06.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

suffocation. no breeding

06.03.2026 23:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cuck my wife into pieces

06.03.2026 23:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have it on good authority that Brazil doesn't exist anymore

06.03.2026 23:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's a secret that only i know

05.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bart smear in this episode im watching

05.03.2026 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the human body is magical

05.03.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

eating vegetables? Yuck!!! eating human meat burgers? Yum!!!

05.03.2026 10:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

had a dream that I had a wart on my toe. riveting

05.03.2026 10:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm happy now. I'm content now. Don't see my loss of life as a loss! (I feel like i have to clarify, not right now. I'll be here tomorrow!)

05.03.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they didn't cancel you???

05.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i see the mirth in a mirthless grin

05.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im dead ๐Ÿ’€

04.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him . ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
04.03.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a white shirt and black tie Alt: Jesse Bad breaking
04.03.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw the end of the world in gruesome detail on the discovery page and when I scrolled back up it was gone

04.03.2026 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WROOOOOONG you just pressed the ATTACK button now you have aggroed EVERYONE IN THE VICINITY

04.03.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seek forgiveness by pressing the square button

04.03.2026 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can float in my magic orb by holding the JUMP button while in air

04.03.2026 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0