X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew
22.01.2026 04:29
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X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew
I think maybe a lot of bad things could be avoided if the worlds most obvious crooks faced some sort of punishment other than “accumulating great sums of money and power”
Not unfair
*to the tune of Foster The People's 'Houdini'* sometimes I wanna drink a beer
The Kinks' song 'Australia' skewers us so comprehensively as a nation I don't think we've ever recovered
m.youtube.com/watch?v=guGD...
Journalist: how's your health
Trump: *looking upward* it will not be long before I break the surly bonds of mortality to meet with Hades in the realm of the underworld. I have a one-way ticket and the train is leaving the station
Article: Trump upbeat despite health rumours
JD Vance-posting
Oh no my shitty song won't get 0.0000000000001 cent
Those songs must really suck
Tim Finn: hullo mum
Mum: oh hullo Nill
Tim: its tum
Mum: tum who
Tim: tum funn
Mum: ...
Tim: frund of phul jidd
Mum: ...
Tim: luke nill bet liss lukable
Mum: oh yus phul jidd's frund
Tim: I sud thet
Mum: is nill there
Tim: no he's writing our nixt bug sungle I gut you
Mum: gudniss
Graham's all about 'protecting women'
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
the cover of emerson lake and palmer’s “love beach” album https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Beach
you will be visited by three spirits
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds
Suburban Homeboy by Sparks is as relevant today as the day it was written, perhaps more so
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
crude parody of 90s ad for Yoshi's Story "TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL DEVOUR YOUR WAY THROUGH MPORE THAN 20 JUICY LEVELS" Rated E for Everyone get N or get out 12.21.1997 www.yoshi64.com"
Let's be real. This band's discography went to shit really quickly. Historical drop off
the fifa peace prize trophy with zombie-like hands holding up a crumbling earth
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
Since we bought it's been a huge weight off my mind. You don't realise the stress of living in someone else's property until you're.... not
Interviewed on 3AW, Dezi Freeman has declared the Melbourne Tunnel a "rip-roaring success" while praising Jacinta Allen as a "visionary leader who can unite all Victorians"
ORSON WELLES: *sitting at a big desk in front of a book case, looking at a leather bound tone, he chuckles to himself and looks up at the camera* aaaaah.... REAL monsters
spooky shawn phD = @shawn.. •7h *** ... if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles 3 17 3 20 JoJo @FragileFraggle • 7h ... Well maybe you should have principles 2 17 spooky shawn phD @shawnathan37 Replying to @FragileFraggle you're right maybe i should
Donald trump meeting Zohran Mamdani:
We've already seen AI driving people to psychosis, but man, what happens to these people if/when the bubble pops. Not just to the economy but also, just, to these people's brains, what happens If AI stops being available or just stops being cheap/free to use
30 Rock-ass Reality
FBI agents after seeing the Trump Clinton tape
Hot
an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"
