Rob

Honey, the letter you're looking to put after C is not an H. Trust.

Mumblefish known unknown mumblefish.

He's like a "literal" child with concrete thinking.

This was eight Sandy Hooks at once

Because Reagan shut them all down in the 80s!

Not until you squeeze the t-rigger, sweetheart.

This.

Wait, no. Smiley dude is Terry Pegula, owner of the Buffalo Bills. I think the dude on the right may have been one of the insurrectionists at the Capitol.

Am I supposed to know who those two are?

Is it, though? I mean, I haven't heard that his behavior has slipped, but his play isn't inspiring, and he's not lighting the lamp.

They say they can't afford to give us healthcare.
They say they can't afford school lunches.

But the CAN afford to use our tax money to bomb Iranians for ONE BILLION DOLLARS A DAY?!? Insanity.

We don’t talk enough about the mental health crisis facing our farmers

were we wearing a suit when we asked? did we say please and thank you? it’s important to be grateful.

Musk, worth $829 billion, owns X.

Bezos, worth $234 billion, owns The Washington Post & Twitch.

Zuckerberg, worth $231 billion, owns Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp.

And now Larry Ellison, worth $202 billion, is about to control CNN, CBS, TikTok & HBO.

Yes, this is oligarchy.

Don't misoverestimate Roger Marshall.

The new homeland security nominee…

We all know why, he calls them suckers and losers….

Why y'all trying to put Crockett to the back of the bus? She's a badass who takes no shit off anyone. Talarico would sell your ass out to the theocracy in a "savior's" heartbeat.

After organized religion.

Seems to be the pattern…

It's a very pretty face. He doesn't need it busted up.

Fucknut says a lot of things. 99.895% of them are boldface lies. (Broken clock and all that)

I miss him.

TBH, CNN had been a shitshow for 20 years, absolutely unwatchable for 10 at least. So nothing changes in my house.

You would think they'd have learned by now not to fuck with Hillary. She has steel-ier balls than any of those little bitch boys in Congress.

Radiohead to Trump: “Take it down… Go fuck yourselves.” 🎵

Some of my people arrived on the Mayflower in 1620. The most recent came in the 1840s. I feel no particular patriotism. I see the failings and triumphs clearly. American Exceptionalism is bullshit. The American Dream is dead.

Here’s my takeaway from the State of the Union:

NPR reports that the DOJ has “withheld” documents that include allegations that Donald “sexually abused a minor.”

Nor Designated Survivor. Sadness befalls the nation.

Is that piece of shit still speaking?

Ah. That fits.