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i’m about to block “tube girl” fr. a skinny girl filming in public? groundbreaking.

unfortunately this app crashes so much, the links don’t work, half the people i care about aren’t even on here. the worst part of all, almost every post is about how great this place is.

you would not believe how much it costs to look this mid.

why waste your money getting botox if you’re watch instagram reels? there’s no hiding your elder millennial with that behavior.

unalive … shmashmortion … delulu… menty b ….. y’all are “adulting” in another font

want to get back to the version of the internet where i didn’t experience deep visceral shame after posting a selfie

want to publicly apologize to the stranger on the subway i drunkenly photographed because i was convinced he looked exactly like ron desantis. (he did but that’s not the point).

does anyone have any tips on being less aware of the self ? xoxo

insane request i know but if you happen to go to a coffee shop, EVEN if you are in the city of los angeles, i am going to ask that you wear shoes and DONT jump on the bench next to me waggling your gross little piggies in my face.

i’m actually really sad about the complete destruction of twitter in less than a year “lol”

hello fellow online losers