"I got a revised ASS and I cannot lie,
All these fantasy words they might look fly,
When a god's name uses eight apostrophes
And a tilde at the end
You get SPRuN'gG"
@owenkcstephens
29+ year veteran of writing, developing, and publishing ttRPGs. Co-Author of Starfinder and Star Wars Saga Edition, worked on D&D, Pathfinder, Fantasy AGE, Everyday Heroes and more. Freelance writer/consultant https://www.patreon.com/OwenKCStephens He/Him
"I got a revised ASS and I cannot lie,
All these fantasy words they might look fly,
When a god's name uses eight apostrophes
And a tilde at the end
You get SPRuN'gG"
Our line of Stock Art from @jacobblackmon.bsky.social covers everything from giant bugs to mechamorph robots!
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The Fathom Beast!
Free from its frozen prison and rejuvenated by radiation, the Fathom Beast escaped the freezing Arctic and traveled south to warmer climates.
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#TypooftheDay: "I'd loveΒ for you to make a revision ass."
...
"Isn't that called a butt lift?"
(I'm glad I made a revision pass on that email before I sent it!)
There is no evidence it was Iran.
There's lots of evidence it was us.
We're the bad guys.
Oh, even Mightier!
Jarhead is a WW2 Marine Raider who fell into an experimental Life Preservation Cask that Unit 731 developed from Frankenstein papers from the Nazis. It severed his still-living head and put it in an indestructible, clear beaker with a clockwork collar able to animate decapitated corpses.
#WWIISupers
@jacobblackmon.bsky.social's stock art includes things that are a bit more off the beaten path, so check it out!
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This decade-old Pathfinder First Edition advice column I wrote is focused on Green Ronin Publishing's Freeport setting, but it easily applies to building encounters for any PF1 campaign.
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#WritingPrompt You are at a friend's house. They have a smart speaker. When the friend is out of the room, the smart speaker tells you the friend has been kidnapped & replaced by a doppleganger, and there's a magic sword that will reveal their true form, behind the sofa.
Old Coca-Cola was a magic potion that grants psychic powers. But the powers are shared among all the drinkers. They changed the formula so the power could be concentrated in a small elite. Pepsi products, especially Mtn Dew, give you some resistance to the Cola powers.
#WhatIf
I have colleagues I trust who tell me I don't publicly say this often enough.
So:
I have about 30 years of profession ttRPG experience. I am seeking a stable, full-time, good-paying, fully telecommuting game-related job with benefits.
...
Also, unicorns.
#TTPRGPitch: "Earth on Hell"
When Lucifer fell from grace so did his blade of light, Vrithivir. No creature, not even fallen Lucifer, can touch it. For thousands of cubits in all directions, Vrithivir makes Hell nearly into Eden.
Some souls exist there. In "Earth on Hell."
SCOOP β Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.
My report:
Lesbians of colour! If you are interested in working with me on a TTRPG project, please comment on the post below β¬οΈ
πͺ» HEY, LESBIANS! I'm slowly gearing up to put Lessons in Bitter Annihilation, a TTRPG about lesbians and comphet, into print.
If you are a lesbian and do:
π¨ Illustration
π±οΈ Graphic design
π₯οΈ TTRPG layout design
Please share your portfolio in the replies! Trans lesbians especially encouraged π§‘π©·π
More stock art from Jacob Blackmon!
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PDF prices are going up at Paizo.
Everyone else should follow suit.
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Awesome!
Daniel was kind enough to post this low-res version of his Ancient Hutt Battle Armor.
Ah, my beloved Hutt in Battle Armor, which I conceived for the d20 Star Wars adventure Tempest Feud, and was then included in the official novel based on that adventure, Jeff Grubb's "Scourge."
#TTRPGPITCH "Creature Comforts"
Monsters live in dark, dank, cold dungeons. Deliveries are slow, and plagued by bandits. So when a lich wants better lighting for its library or a rakshasa needs overstuffed furniture, they turn to YOU design, transport, and install what they need.
Some more spot art for a project in illustrating π
This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.
Hello Friends. I'm facing some tough financial challenges due to government support not coming this month and I'm seeking assistance to cover essential expenses. Any support would be greatly appreciated. Thanks x
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Hi #TTRPG #OSR #DnD people - I am open for cartography/illustration work in January and February! If you're looking for maps for your adventure module, or for your home game, send me an email at matthews.rj@gmail.com!
My rates are available on my website which can be found in my bio!
Wizards has decided to go with what fans are already saying, and officially call the 2024 D&D ruleset "5.5e."
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We shot down our own drone .
...
We shot down one of our own F-18s.
Our Kuwaiti allies shot down three F-15s in support of our illegal attack on Iran.
...
I now have no confidence in US military command.
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An Urban Legend to Die For!
Weβve all heard the story...
Super Power Legends. Because sometimes you need a monster everyone knows, even if theyβre meeting it for the first time.
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