Nobody:
Jalen Green: James Harden established how Rockets’ guards are supposed to perform in game 7’s. It’s only right that I carry on tradition.
Uno, dos, tres… Cancun!
Warren G and Everybody watching their 401K(s):
I’m getting jacked, I’m breaking myself…
I can’t believe they taking Warren’s wealth,
they took my rings, they took my Rolex,
I look at the Administration and said D*mn, what’s next….
Vice versa! Much respect!
Lol @ the shot at his pops. Definitely in his knucklehead phase
He didn’t really say that, just me trolling/joking on a Friday. I’m rooting for him to get it together
Nobody:
Ja Morant: My grenade toss celebration is all about how I told the front office, we gotta win it all this year or blow it up.
It’s unfortunate that the shrapnel inadvertently took Taylor Jenkins out…
Luka Doncic hoop like a mob boss sent him a demand to deliver on an impossible Parlay
Chump won the election and had 1 focus, push the economy back further than his Sherman Hemsley’s hairline 😒😒😒
Listening to Jigga’s bars on My Mind Right remix and U Don’t Know to craft a financial strategy to defeat Chump’s recession agenda
I’m ok with whatever happens in Avengers: Doomsday as long as Ahmad Rashad replaces Stephen A Smith as the dominant voice of NBA conversations when it’s all said and done.
Nobody:
LeBron James: Did you see my game winner? I can’t relate to Marvin Sapp’s Never Would Have Made It.
I made it.
Stephen A Smith cutting wrestling promos like he’s about to intercept John Cena’s title shot against Cody Rhodes at Wrestlemania
The only thing Marvel didn’t reveal for Doomsday is Obama returning as President
Kevin Love is just a snow bird that forgot to inform the world that he’s already retired.
They say the millions stretch further in Florida, too.
🤣🤣🤣
MJ never orchestrated the trade of the century and brought back a great Podcast during the same season.
MJ = Magic Johnson in this instance. Don’t want Jordan fanatics in my mentions 😭😭😭😭
Bruce Pearl look like a Marvel Villain that was infused with MAGA toxins
SGA is that dude in the pick up game that’s so good that you start a made up beef with your teammates.
“If you scared to guard the mothaf$&€* just say that! Aight man, I’ll take him since you scared.”
If you keep your hands in your pockets during important times, you can’t spend money. That’s all I got….
Osmosis: an unexplained scientific development that transformed Martin and Stephen A Smith into Nino Brown
Stephen A. Smith entering his Nino Brown era reminds me of how Rick Ross used osmosis to transform from a correctional officer into Pablo Escobar.
A doctor has been serving one of Baltimore’s poorest neighborhoods for decades — and if his patients can’t pay, that’s OK with him.
So when he was diagnosed with cancer, his community rallied to raise $100,000 for his treatments.
Luka Doncic’s Basketball IQ >>> Bernie Madoff’s ability to scheme a Ponzi
Luka Doncic hoops like he got all of the basketball attributes that God decided not to bless Joe Budden with
LeBron’s basketball IQ >>> Artificial Intelligence
Chris Brown nor Drake never had a record that had the impact that Rump Shaker by Wreckx-N-Effect had in Gastonia, North Carolina.
That record was different. No, I won’t be taking any questions at this time.
I need The Rock and Cena to incorporate Gunther into their shenanigans.
If the Rock and Cena some how cause Jey Uso not to win the title at Wrestlemania that would be next level trickery.
Triple H:
Dame Time is what Ant Man used to defeat Kang The Conqueror
The problem with Kevin Hart is… he drinks his own Tequila before it’s time to be funny….
Uncle Nearest is the answer my Brother
