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Socialist. Bi but only in the Spanish dub. Failed writer AND critic. Autistic t'fuck. Most times bearded PFP: @Akajennyhere2 (twitter) YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@YouCallYourselfAFilmCritic

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I'm not really one who sheds any tears for scumbags like this but it's hard to celebrate

Those girls are still dead. I hope this gives their parents some relief that he can't get out of prison and kill again but it's a small one

07.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shocked he lasted as long as he did tbh

07.03.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaah Ryanair

Here there be pain

07.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Talented Mr. Pip: Saltburn Emerald Fennel and Authorial Blindspots
The Talented Mr. Pip: Saltburn Emerald Fennel and Authorial Blindspots YouTube video by You Call Yourself A Film Critic

Premieres Monday night

07.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Missed out on a golden opportunity of sitting people down and not tell them the runtime smgdh

07.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't particularly care if a comedy show gets an impersonator down 100% accurately but also he's wrong this looks terrifying

06.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me as a lawyer: permission to approach the bench, your honour?

*whispering*: are you mad at me?

06.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot get over how unconscionably racist The Reavers were lol

06.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just because at this rate it'd be weird to attempt a revival

Also this is like the ten trillionth rumoured one since it ended over 2 decades ago

06.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This story just gets funnier if it was an attempt to bust up her Oscar campaign why wait less than two weeks til the fucking ceremony?

06.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay Jessie Buckley's response to the cat story makes more sense finding out that clip was from November she probably doesn't even remember what she said

I DID wonder why she was doing promo with Mescal when she has a new movie out this week

06.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've legitimately talked about shit in my family history casually and people looking at me like I'm insane

I'm not even trauma dumping just thought this was a friendly chat

06.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the most sinister image of him I've ever seen the artists utterly did him dirty

06.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do

Does Homer want to fuck that chocolate bar?

06.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You know

You could just. Ask beggars and interview them. Or edit a guest column (contarary to likely your belief Barbara they can write)

But sure. This hate crime is also valuable insight. Okay

06.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt it they're in a week and a half

06.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I absolutely think there is a media literacy problem but it's not because people have a bad take on a cartoon you like grow up

06.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm getting to the point when I hear the term "media literacy" I just automatically translate it to "I think your interpretation on this fiction is bad"

06.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(this is a joke. Plenty of folks over 50 can use social media without being intensely fucking weird

Particularly if they don't randomly develop a dislike for trans people)

06.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Broke: Ban minors from social media
Woke: Ban 50+ year olds from social media

06.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

May have been better for her reputation than the actual story tbh

06.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This really is one of those things where if she just let it go it would be grand people will forget in like a week just don't fucking blurt out embarrassing and horrible shit in interviews Jesus lol

06.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She gets that the issue isn't that she dislikes cats (Paul Mescal said the same in the exact same interview and no one's seriously giving him shit) it's that she forced her partner to get rid of his right lol

06.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Jessie Buckley’s anti-cat stance exposes a weakness in Ireland’s military capabilities and that is music to Vladimir Putin’s ears | the Irish Times view on the upcoming Oscar Awards ceremony

06.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another thing I saw related to this is a Dublin Zoo (from the man who handwaved having a stance on Israel and Palestine by saying "I believe in Cork North Central rights" it's DUBLIN ZOO you cunt) by having a drag performer promote a Mother's Day event would yese go away and get real problems like

06.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FTR where the lad was from should not have reflected his sentence but if you think he's the only rapist given a lenient sentencing on bullshit precedences you're fucking asleep. Martin Nolan I rest my case

You only fucking care cause the rapist wasn't white and Irish

06.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's been boosting some TERFy event doing the same thing singling out SA from foreign nationals horseshit

06.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Kenn O'Flynn is using a sexual assault case to be racist and was bluntly told by the deputy Ceann Comhairle the Tanaiste cannot answer a question on a criminal case like that and the sound of his voice everyone in that chamber is just exhausted over the prick lol

06.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was β€œyour piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

06.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 4291 πŸ” 802 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 52

I will say the animation is always consistently interesting and awe inspiring in parts even if it can get a bit rubbery for my taste

(my issue with the ending is like literally the final scene def think the actual climax has some cool moments)

06.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0