Philip Morris

Starmer should be seen in Kyiv with Zelensky this week.

Why do gold medallists insist on biting their medals. Is it to check they're not chocolate ?

I have come to the conclusion, as I got off the train whilst talking on the phone, thereby completely forgetting my suitcase, that I am no longer able to multitask.

She's had *how* many glasses of red ?
#amandaseyfried
#grahnortonshow

Eyes down.
#bbcqt

Any chance Chris Mason can be left behind in China ?

You're going to have to help me this, professor. 😂

Dear @theguardian.com

You're better than this. If 30% of the polls suggest Burnham would do a better job - that's 70% who think not.

Utter fucking drivel journalism.

30% of Britons think Burnham would do better job than Starmer as prime minister, poll suggests – UK politics live

Jenrick is a weasel.

It’s not ‘fantasy’: I know Nigel Farage abused people for their nationality – because I was one of them | Rickard Berg I remember him as a racist bully, and his allegation that other ex-Dulwich boys and I are liars tells me he hasn’t changed, says former Dulwich college pupil Rickard Berg

"Fudge".

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Arise Sir Kevin ?

#newyearshonours

Happy Christmas from up the hill.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

Perhaps the weak and unstable Europeans should vote with their feet, and their wallets, and stick a middle finger up to attending next year's World Cup.

Whatever he said in that little huddle before Australia's innings hasn't seemed to be heard.
#theashes

I was genuinely optimistic about #theashes this time ... but this is woeful.

Worse than I thought.

#bbcqt

A #bbcqt special tonight from Dover. With that odious twat Yousef on the panel. All about immigration.

Desperate, desperate, stuff.

"Quiet, Piggy".

You Americans must be so, so proud.

Dear BBC.

Fight. Don't settle.

A big, hearty congratulations and fuck you to @tpexpress.bsky.social for cancelling trains to Liverpool today on a massive sporting Saturday.
Very British.

That night of the year when you sit in the dark and hope the doorbell doesn't ring.

Christ. Do we have to have a Special Relationship with this lot ?#rydercup

Props to the three young lads having a beer outside a pub on Tottenham Court Road who enthusiastically beckoned over a bloke draped in a St George flag only to tell him “Fuck off out of our town you fat fascist fuck.” Swelled with London pride.

Jesus.
#GBBO Extra Slice is truly awful.

This is absolutely my kind of news.
Bravo.

Half expecting to see this in the album charts this week.

I've always thought Rylan was a twat.

Yes, Judith !
Proving that you don't need to scheme and be two faced to win £100,000k.
#destinationx

Two out of the three finalists are really fucking unlikeable.
The third is Judith.
#teamjudith
#destinationx