Steve Andrew

If you’ve got a spare few minutes, I recommend watching this video, tied into our game A Storied Life: Tabitha. We have a whole series of Trinkets & Treasures videos about our team’s precious items, a perfect accompaniment to the game. I can’t wait to see the rest of them! ❤️

You mean that’s deliberate? I had half of one from Morrisons and had to throw it away as I thought it was a faulty one. Gakkk!!!

Happy international women's day to all women tall or short, thick or thin, cis or trans! #iwd #international #womens #day

Best in Show (2000) Buck Laughlin (played by Fred Willard) commentating on the dog show.

It's the big night at Crufts tonight.

"I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded like that. I told my proctologist one time, 'Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?'"

"Yes, I remember you said that last year".

I watched a few films over the weekend that I recorded over the last year out of curiosity.

Cocaine Bear: quite dull, not as funny as it thinks it is.

Promising Young Woman: fantastic with a brilliant central performance

Brannagh’s Murder On The Orient Express: not bad, just mediocre

Happy International Women's Day!

Two-panel comic with a fluffy black cat on a purple background. In the first panel the cat says that the “cat lady” stereotype is a cultural myth and that cat adoption is roughly 50-50 by gender. In the second panel the cat appears with huge eyes and says it supports any human willing to open cat food and wishes a happy Women’s Day while holding a small heart.

Happy Women’s Day 🐈‍⬛🤍

The obsession with the sanctity of women's sports is bizarre and weird. Some women have Y chromosomes, some women have naturally elevated testosterone or are more masculine-shaped. Chromosome testing is unnecessary and if it only targets women, monumentally unfair.

Ahh, this game looks so good! :)

I don't have many ambitions in life, but if I spend my twilight years with the air of an affronted Vincent Price holding four fluffy cats, I'll consider that a life well lived.

Why does any hobby have to be competitive at all? Do programme makers have no imagination?

And another thing (sorry) - why does someone have these shows only have 1 quarter final and 1 semi final? Surely the idea is that there are 4 quarter finals?

Sorry I’ll stop now. 🫢

There is always the moment at the end of each episode when Sara Pascoe or Noel Fielding says “but unfortunately one of you must go, and that person is…” (massive unnecessary pause)

Why? Why does anyone have to go? Can’t you just have a winner every week? Then one series winner at the end?🧵

You know all the suspiciously similar Great British cozy competitive hobby shows? Bake-off, Sewing bee, pottery thing etc?

Why is there a need for contestants to be eliminated each week? Why not do a series where they start with 12 contestants, end with 12 , have 1 winner and no eliminations? 🧵

Maybe it will happen today?

Saturday morning, woke with a cat in my beard. Got up and actually did some gardening. Gardening! Before 10am! What the fuck is wrong with me?

Woohoo!

The more I hear about inverse proportion, the less I like it.

leo laughing

me since 5am

Congratulations to The Green Party and Hannah Spencer for such a strong victory in Gorton and Denton - Matt Goodwin seems to be blaming a dirty tricks campaign of the Greens persuading people to vote for them by having policies people wanted to vote for

I feel attacked.

Well done Hannah! 💚

I don't know, but maybe claiming your opponent wants to give away free drugs and porn while giving them a cool nickname like "The Green Menace" wasn't the best strategy?

Also, surely someone is going to produce Green Menace pin badges? 😀

"Parker! I want photos of the Green Menace on my desk by the end of the day or you're fired!"

Bottom Bench

I bet he does, the dirty old bollocks.

I guess I have a luxurious head of hair. I mean, it’s all concentrated on my chin.

This is a constant background worry for me. Our company has an informal policy of not using AI on anything that gets released to the public and I trust them on that. I would 100% refuse to work on anything involving AI.