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this is just a momentary ripple in the stream work stuff: www.headwaterliterary.com www.printrunpodcast.com www.erikhane.com

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Which is to say: abolish the nfl draft

07.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In general though I like when good players get off bad teams. In every other line of work, talented people get to go work for good orgs and sports shouldn’t be an exception

07.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course this means they’ll win ten games in 2026 and play the most perplexing wildcard round game the world has ever seen

07.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No franchise in all of sports will hand you a Fell For It Again Award like the ravens. Every offseason I say β€œthis team is gonna go undefeated” and this offseason is now no exception

07.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

How come Elizabeth Holmes gets to post from prison

07.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 1861 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 23

Oh so it’s illegal to implement cutting-edge solutions in the modern business environment?

07.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That guy who stood next to Rybakina at that Indian wells ceremony should never appear again. At best

07.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Prices are up 30 cents since this post and the nearby liquor store has taken down its decade-old Trump Wine display this shit is so monumentally over.

06.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 1871 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

Sharks, I’m seeking $500,000 for a 10% stake in my company where we put people’s consciousness into the Elder Scrolls games after they die,

07.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rolling Stone is publishing pro-war advertorials by an Israeli government agent now:

06.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1223 πŸ” 317 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 38

Me n who

07.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

06.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1153 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 11
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Couple things here:

1. What the fuck
2. I am allllllmost more offended by the suggestion that I would give this shitbox edit than having my identity stolen
3. The CEO is scheduled to be on Decoder soon and we will see if they back out!

www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

06.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1600 πŸ” 306 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 42

I hate when my need to demonstrate masculinity through voting for warmongers comes into conflict with my need to demonstrate masculinity through large, gas-guzzling vehicles. I hate it!

06.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 573 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1962 πŸ” 384 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 9

We’re gonna do more than say it!

06.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Easy rule!

06.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

really awful time to be a student. we talk a lot about the challenges with teaching and those are real. But man being a learner right now would be extremely shitty for lots of reasons, and not all those reasons are about tech or the economy

06.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You used to have to get a beer with the professor to find out which of your classmates they despised.

06.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

people who don't adopt the sentient photocopier will be left behind

06.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

really glad that I was in college in an era before professors came online and posted about their students

06.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Picture here is pure rage bait lol

06.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Toad grabs a cast iron skillet from his kitchen.

From "Christmas Eve"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*

Toad grabs a cast iron skillet from his kitchen. From "Christmas Eve" In *Frog and Toad All Year*

Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen.

β€œI will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. β€œAll of his teeth will fall out.”

06.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 275 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 16

It’s Crash the Ship and Destroy the Ship Friday

06.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Self-described "bounty hunters" driving a fake company van pulled a weapon on observers in downtown Minneapolis yesterday. As usual, the loyal ICE lapdogs of Hennepin County were useless, asking folks to submit a form online, despite many eyewitnesses on-scene they could simply listen to.

04.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 6

I think that maybe some stuff isn’t going so good

06.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha

06.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 5308 πŸ” 1182 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 22

The 40K-word nonfiction weekend banger. We need this archetype way more in NF publishing

06.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0