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jewelry/art handle @bespooke.bsky.social very bad person (quality wise) aggressively monogamous

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thanks! ❤️

06.03.2026 19:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a second canvas from the initial pic. in the centre is the head of a bull with long ears and uneven horns. standing on his head is a couple in Romanesque clothing is dancing with the man holding the woman above his head, her leg out behind her

a second canvas from the initial pic. in the centre is the head of a bull with long ears and uneven horns. standing on his head is a couple in Romanesque clothing is dancing with the man holding the woman above his head, her leg out behind her

lighting is bad 👎

06.03.2026 19:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

made a thing

06.03.2026 19:10 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

when my old roommate got arrested we had to break into his room to catch his like 4lb long haired chihuahua ("bear") to go to his mom's

we had to wear oven mitts and long sleeves to pick this dog up because he was trying to rip us apart

06.03.2026 18:35 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
3 large canvases in the same basic colour scheme but different geometric patterns over black linocut prints

3 large canvases in the same basic colour scheme but different geometric patterns over black linocut prints

did some linocut and spray paint canvases for collage 👍

06.03.2026 18:29 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

I love watching people use LLMs in public. They’ll reply to a breaking news article and say “@grok is this true?” Babe where do you think it’s about to pull its answer from

06.03.2026 14:00 👍 4104 🔁 470 💬 73 📌 35

cat #1:
boy cat
- fearless
- bitey
- loud
amount I am afraid of him: 1%

cat #2:
girl cat
- timid
- sweet
- affectionate
amount I am afraid of her: 74%

06.03.2026 14:41 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.03.2026 14:27 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

she looks like a langolier

06.03.2026 06:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh it definitely segued into something about samara from the ring lol

06.03.2026 03:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a google search page for samara weaving, which starts with questions about her such as "are margot robbie and samara weaving related" and "is samara weaving hugo weaving's daughter" (she's his niece) and followed by a fact about samara from the ring ("Samara appears in a long white gown, with hair covering her face. Her skin is very pale, and veiny, her fingernails are missing, this is due to her trying desperately to climb out of the well those 7 days she was in there. Her face is mostly hidden, she usually only shows it when she is killing someone")

a google search page for samara weaving, which starts with questions about her such as "are margot robbie and samara weaving related" and "is samara weaving hugo weaving's daughter" (she's his niece) and followed by a fact about samara from the ring ("Samara appears in a long white gown, with hair covering her face. Her skin is very pale, and veiny, her fingernails are missing, this is due to her trying desperately to climb out of the well those 7 days she was in there. Her face is mostly hidden, she usually only shows it when she is killing someone")

we're about to rewatch ready or not, and decided to look up samara weaving. wow I did not know this about her,

06.03.2026 02:47 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

also ftr it'll take me two days to finish this bowl. it is Large

06.03.2026 02:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is my Favourite Bowl

the pasta is also pretty good!

06.03.2026 02:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
an orange bowl containing the aforementioned fettuccine alfredo, before the sauce is mixed into the pasta. it is largely off white, with spots of red and green.

an orange bowl containing the aforementioned fettuccine alfredo, before the sauce is mixed into the pasta. it is largely off white, with spots of red and green.

the same bowl from the side, so you can see it's a really neat vintage thing with big bumps on the outside. also there's garlic bread now

the same bowl from the side, so you can see it's a really neat vintage thing with big bumps on the outside. also there's garlic bread now

homemade fettuccine alfredo night

with fresh basil, salami with prosciutto, crispy bacon, roasted garlic, and green onions

06.03.2026 02:26 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

this post brought to you by the eggplant and potato curry dish a regular brought me last night

05.03.2026 19:15 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think the only way I could comfortably become vegan is if I had a sweet indian grandma making all of my meals

indian spices can make any otherwise squishy or unappealing vegetable taste like the best shit you've ever eaten

05.03.2026 19:14 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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No matter where you are, they’re using the same playbook

02.03.2026 19:45 👍 1000 🔁 294 💬 3 📌 7

cats are awesome. they just want you to fuck off so they can do their own shit like 25-60% of the time. I get it

05.03.2026 09:04 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol my girl cat (goosie) just decided promptly (after 10-15 mins of petting and kisses) that she was finished with her bedtime pets, and so she grabbed my hand gently with her claws and teeth and moved it away from her, turned her face to the fan, and began ignoring me completely

05.03.2026 09:00 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 👍 17310 🔁 5746 💬 128 📌 102

tons of men hate women on a pathological level but they still date and marry them

05.03.2026 08:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

bartender

05.03.2026 06:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

4 old ladies came in and ordered red wine. they all said it tasted "off." I tried it, it was fine, it's just cheap box wine. they all sent it back. I now have a full pint glass of red wine covered in tinfoil that I will chug the second my shift is over

05.03.2026 06:04 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.

I wrote about how the US and Israel carried out an attack on an Iranian girls school on par with the OKC bombing and US media relegated it to a back page story. No stand alone evening news segments, no front page stories, it made A11 in the NYT then everyone moved on.

04.03.2026 21:58 👍 4232 🔁 1472 💬 36 📌 48
04.03.2026 20:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a selfie of me with my hair lookin pretty good

a selfie of me with my hair lookin pretty good

my hair looks kinda good today

04.03.2026 20:32 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
04.03.2026 16:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yes yes, you're a much better person than everyone else, don't break your arms jerking yourself off bud

04.03.2026 16:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

all my love and support to you and your family ❤️

03.03.2026 20:58 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0