Josh

I hate how you can swim for hours and then you look at how far you’ve gone, and it’s the equivalent of a 10 minute walk.

Smashed it!! I would to thank Billy Joel, Gabrielle, Robbie Williams, and Anastacia for their motivational tones.

Sorry everyone Ross says I have to delete this. Boo him if you don’t agree.

Be honest with me. Is this too much thigh?

Just the three today.

WFH with zero work to actually do. Taking bets on how many times I’ll have a wank.

I’ve got a meeting today where I’m going to have to sample several horseradish samples. 🤮

Delish! I got a bbq rib sandwich the other week it was so messy and tasty.

If you don’t go already try things in bread for a great sandwich

Elite doughnut shop!

No, because I don’t buy in material capitalism

Good to know 😉

Date day at the lush spa 💕

Cinnamon honey caramelised bananas on fluffy pancakes. Best I think I’ve ever made.

How many pancakes will I eat tomorrow?

Daddy!!

February has been a fallow month from diet and exercise. It’s been so nice being a total fat bastard again, but without the guilt.

Somewhere there’s now a spreadsheet which is one of my horcuxes.

How do you handle a senior manager giving you the most patronising feedback when it’s their incompetence to understand and email that lead to a miss understanding?

I nodded with gritted teeth, but I think a part of me died.

Finishing an indulgent week of endless food, with a yet to be released flavour of Tony’s. I bloody love my job.

Can’t believe I came to Germany and ended up eating at French restaurants.

Where is my German sausage!

When you go away, the silence is so loud. Almost meditative. I find balance in that.

Dinner to end the day

Should see me through the night.

Day one hall one. So much sweets!!

Hotel lighting blah blah blah

Off to a conference to eat sweets for 3 days. I need all your sympathy for my hard work, please.