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@guttertwits

Look if you don’t like me swearing just unfollow me don’t waste your time telling me you don’t like it. I don’t fucking care.

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Unwatchable.

09.03.2026 10:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Do you have elderly people..?

Why not keep them in this stylish display case.

09.03.2026 10:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, just moved from "four seasons in one day Melbourne" to Brisvegas and it's been raining non-stop for the entire fkn day...!!

What sorcery is this. 🤔

08.03.2026 08:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 08:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Scene is a room at the White House. On the left, Pete Hegseth is lifting a weight with a macho posture. Marco Rubio saying "who says we DON"T have a plan?" while standing next to a whiteboard that has 
"Operation EPIC FURY
1. Kill Leader
2. Win War
3. Collect spoils and peace prizes"
On the far right Trump is sitting on a throne dressed as a King, holding a diet coke and burger

Scene is a room at the White House. On the left, Pete Hegseth is lifting a weight with a macho posture. Marco Rubio saying "who says we DON"T have a plan?" while standing next to a whiteboard that has "Operation EPIC FURY 1. Kill Leader 2. Win War 3. Collect spoils and peace prizes" On the far right Trump is sitting on a throne dressed as a King, holding a diet coke and burger

ICYMI- yesterday's #Iran cartoon for @australia.theguardian.com

08.03.2026 01:06 👍 96 🔁 31 💬 1 📌 2
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08.03.2026 02:11 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait til she sees my Nick Nacks... 😆

08.03.2026 00:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 00:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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😆

08.03.2026 00:11 👍 44 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0

It's not exactly big Dave gets on the piss and goes to see a live band is it.

Not even close.

07.03.2026 08:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Been standing here for 15 minutes. Nothing!

07.03.2026 05:27 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0
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It’s so funny he can’t walk anymore...

28.02.2026 02:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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25.02.2026 20:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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25.02.2026 20:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Someone tell Pam Bondi it's time to talk about the Epstein files. The Dow is under 50,000.

24.02.2026 02:46 👍 6432 🔁 1548 💬 194 📌 50

She certainly gives the racists free rein to be racist that’s for sure.

But rather than say “isn’t that a bit racist?” The media just give her a platform.

It would be better for a society as a whole if they just ignored her.

21.02.2026 07:12 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It's the media whipping it up by giving absolute losers like Pauline Hanson and Cory Bernardi airtime.

21.02.2026 04:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gorgeous...! 🥰

19.02.2026 22:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cocker spaniel..?

19.02.2026 07:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well he's not wrong.

The parents put their own children in that situation, which is incredibly irresponsible in itself.

Fkn idiots.

19.02.2026 00:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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18.02.2026 10:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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16.02.2026 22:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

""The values statement also required permanent visa applicants commit to make "reasonable efforts" to learn English.""

Interesting. Will that also apply to Pauline Hanson...? 🤔

16.02.2026 02:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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And he was never seen again... 😂

16.02.2026 01:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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15.02.2026 22:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Cure - "Plainsong" | Live at Sydney Opera House
The Cure - "Plainsong" | Live at Sydney Opera House YouTube video by Sydney Opera House

Yeah nah, this does it for me...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpL_...

14.02.2026 08:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A tip for fellow red wine enthusiasts... 🍷

This red blend available from Dan Murphys for a mere $9 is seriously good drinking for a mid-week quaffer.

It's from Portugal...

Yes I know it's the weekend but it's hard to go past it. 😉

#redwine

14.02.2026 07:44 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Michaelia Cash arrives for the #LibSpill

#auspol

13.02.2026 02:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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Let’s do the Time Warp again. And again. And again…

#auspol #libspill

12.02.2026 19:52 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
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@davehooper.com

12.02.2026 09:31 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0