Sayler’s Snekhouse

The original air plant, needs no soil. 😂

If I can’t unionize Claude then it’s not conscious, next question

hey i wrote about this yesterday and compared our tech oligarchs to the planter class of the South pre-civil war
www.patreon.com/posts/152399...

Portland’s light rail system hasn’t expanded in ten years, has no plans to do so in the future btw

But don’t worry we’ve got billions lined up to spend on continued freeway expansions!

Thats a fun one! I listened to it last year. I read it like 15 years ago and it was a wild ride back then. I am very sad we are not getting any more culture books.

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Map shows how big Iran is compared with the 50 US states Iran is roughly the same size as Alaska, 2.5 times the size of Texas and covers about one-sixth of the US land area.

Imagine trying to fight a war that stretched from Salt Lake to New Orleans and Wisconsin to New Mexico

www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/...

It could bring in so much revenue for the city if it were a dense, walkable business district.

There is so much empty parking lot space available Mall 205 is right there and it is 90% empty parking lot too. Also that spot on the corner where the food carts are? Make it have more stuff there. Thats two huge empty parking lots. Plus the giant parking lot at the bank across the way.

I both want an explanation for it and don’t

102nd is ripe for this. Little two and three stories with stores underneath.

ladies and gentlemen, i am so pleased to introduce the next secretary of homeland security

Ahahahaha. Well maybe a couple of years ago, but those gosh durn things have gone belly up! Whoda thunk they were just like those silly old tulips.

We prefer arable land or genetic material now, freeze those eggs, friends. Human capital will be the only currency available pretty soon!

The amount of Ai tokens you could buy for 40k would probably be worth 100 years of this education.

One of my favorite art palettes was a semimoist from Prang! It had the best red.

“Oh, wow!! Thats a big stick you found, good job buddy! Can you find your mom and I a bigger stick? You are such a big man!”

“So anyways, Janice, what did you think of the ending?”

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

Jet fuel's huge price surge points to coming pain from Iran war The explosion in jet fuel prices in Asia is an early indicator that the economic pain of the war in the Middle East is about to become reality for energy consumers.

Trump take Spring Break.

If I get one more email about Claude or whomever the fuck.

1. I wanna read my own shit.

2. I wanna write my own shit.

3. I wanna pay an editor to talk me through my own shit.

4. I don’t want that AI bullshit. If you don’t use it, you lose it. And I want to hold my brain as long as possible.

Oh no I have to try this and also the thing where you mash spiced meat thinly onto a tortilla or a flatbread and fry it like a delicious meat pancake.

I've got 5011 other reasons to oppose the data centers umich is pushing, but I think we can add 'turning parts of Washtenaw County into a viable strike targets because we've got a Los Alamos AI cluster' to the list

A giant black Ford F-650 truck

I am forced to choose between buying my Boy Kibble or filling up my car to get to my email job

They just moved to the airport! You can still go and get the messups for like a $16 bag. Ugh that lavender lemon one was so good.

OH MY GODDD YESSSS. I AM SPRAYPAINTING MY SHOVEL GOLD NOW I WILL BE THERE FOR THE GROUNDBREAKING.

also hot take but there's an entire cottage industry of pseudo-militarized private security outfits with names like Iron Will and Forced Liberty renting out retired/off-duty cops to businesses to harass visibly poor customers that should be completely unambiguously illegal like holy shit dude what

"retail theft" is such a spectacular lie of post-pandemic reality-creation. it gave cover for companies to expand the surveillance state, raise their prices, and close stores in slightly less profitable areas, conveniently turning the actual solution (hire more employees) into a total non sequitur

it's awesome how much money grocery chains are willing to spend on Theft Deterring Infrastructure like chest high traffic gates and "AI"-augmented cameras and riot-geared rentacops, but they absolutely refuse to pay for more than one cashier to man their four dusty checkout lanes at any given time.

I love it.

It used to be the shortbread factory. McTavish’s.