Elizabeth 🩷🍓

I feel like Santa read this tweet and indeed did give us all a noose for Christmas 🫠

I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil

it will get better it will get better it will get better it will get better please please please

American Revolution pt 2: Electric Boogaloo

I do already have chocolate chips recipe but I’m getting desperate so if you trust this one I might have to give it a shot haha thanks!

Trying to find Christmas dessert recipes that are Gluten free, Vegan, actually might taste and look good, AND are not just a variation of something I already have a signature recipe for…. Gonna ask Santa for a noose this year

Nobody:

Hansel and Greek in the witch’s house: damn we’re cooked

Guy who invented midnight:
Man this night is pretty mid

Honestly same and then at the end I can put “didn’t want to read this? I didn’t want you to read this either! Give us drafts”

This is the main reason I still have Twitter honestly

Bluesky needs drafts because I already have a bunch of unhinged stuff to say and I fear if there’s no drafts to safely store them in I’m going to start publishing them

Just threw my back out at work again— tis the freaking season

The 13 year old, Wicked obsessed girl in me needed that so, so badly

I’m finally seeing wicked I’m so excited omg

Please hug your friends who work retail. And bring us treats. And maybe a footrub or a back massage

And also,,,, this is my official call for help. Send in reinforcements plz

Bluesky needs the little “k” in the notes when you get a hit post because “90138” doesn’t hit the same as “90k”

Sharpay Evans:

Like it’s literally the only reason I haven’t fully left that hellsite yet is because a lot of them aren’t on here and I love them so so much

I think we’re going to have to start a “Missed Connections” section of this app for finding your eX mutuals

Just impulsively deactivated one of my 3 Twitter accounts—- 2 more to go

honey is so neat. thank u bees for making a sweet tasty juice that has a shelf life of one billion years

Faculty at #ColumbiaUniversity has walked out in protest against the universities policies of having the police called and students removed from a peaceful demonstration of solidarity with the people of #Palestine
#FreePalestine ❤️🇵🇸✊

Pretty sure this could fit in my 2003 Hyundai accent hatchback— which people regularly look at and say “oh my gosh your car is so tiny!”

ladies what’s the vibe tn

Testing 1, 2… testing 1, 2