Christina, mother of spiders

Who called it 3-in-1 body wash and not "lavage à trois"?

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Was trying to find a post someone made about this, but can't, it goes something like "Year is 2387, humanity is long gone, solar powered AIs keep crunching out sequels to Shrek to rave reviews by AIs"

We can throw another $500,000,000,000 at the Pentagon this year and spend $1,000,000,000/day on a wholly useless war, but we can't afford to hire doctors and nurses to take care of our veterans? The United States is such an irresponsible, messed up country right now.

I've used a PW for my phone for a long time. I don't want to make it too easy for someone to get into my phone or other devices.

Did you know you can shrug and say "No can do boss" when a court orders you to do something

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

Turns out I was right.

how it feels every time i check the news

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands folded in front of his face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands folded in front of his face .

♥️ stressed but hanging in there. Hope all is well there!

how’s it going fam

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@lesdoggg.bsky.social needs to know: Why are men sending dick pics to everyone EXCEPT their doctor?

I’m not kidding, I was almost emotionally overwhelmed yesterday by people sharing their stories at my table.

This is why I take this job seriously, you never know who is reading or what they are going through.

Maybe Rogue or Sonja will say something they needed to hear at that moment.

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just throwing it out there but i’ve loved barack obama since his first album.

Don't forget to run the dishwasher or else you'll be forced to face the spoons you betrayed by letting the garbage disposal rough them up.

A plastic green army man with what's left of a toy parachute tied to it. It looks a bit beaten up and it laying on pavement.

As Carl lay there thinking about all of the life choices that led him to this point, his biggest regret was trusting that stupid cowboy and his space man friend.

Tariffs killed my Sea-Monkeys.

I’m going to be an adult about this, I said, setting fire to another My Little Pony.

If you’re serious about them, they’re sex tools, not sex toys.

To add a little whimsy to your day why not get a squeaky toy surgically implanted into your buttocks and just marvel at the endless hilarity that ensues every time you sit down?

If a toy says try me, I'll try it.

I bet you didn’t know your favorite toy as a kid says a lot about who you are today

"PUT THE FUCKING CASH IN THE FUCKING BAG OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!"

And that was the last time I ever played Monopoly with the kids.

A toy replica of me with my dad bod.
An inaction figure, if you will.

This day in history. 1921. Sunbury PA police chief Donnie Smith issued an edict requiring women and girls to wear skirts at least four inches below the knees. Told he couldn't issue edicts and questioned about his interest in girls' skirts he launched a speakeasy raid on neighbouring Snydertown.

I'm just quietly banging my head against the wall while asking, "Why?" repeatedly and rage eating peanut butter by the spoonful about it. You?

What? Feet too good for him?

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

Y’all mind if a white boy does a little unreliable narrating