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2026 - The Year of Good Habits and sticking to my budget 149 weeks, 6 days to go. #208baked - a weekly project where I bake something for the 208 weeks until January 20, 2029.

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Can you do an overnight at a theme overnight place (like haunted, on a boat, in a castle, etc etc) and then do a related activity

09.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Two hounds!!! I’m guessing that’s why they put the electric fence in so they can wander over their property, which must be at least 2 acres, it’s bigger than ours.

09.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s really our only option at this point. I hate that we have to make the change because of people who can’t/wont train their dogs!

09.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All properties around here are at least an acre so it’s not a lack of room.

Also 3 terrified of dogs.

Next time I see the dogs in our yard I’m going to call the town and report them as strays. Fuck the neighbors.

09.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So H walked into this man’s garage and told him that his dogs were coming into our yard. The man replied β€œoh usually the dogs get out over that way” (opposite way of our house).

MY GUY. you know your dogs are getting past your electric fence, in multiple directions. The fuck?

09.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Our back neighbors have two hounds who apparently β€œget through” the electric fence on average of twice per week to walk through our yard and into the garden

H saw the neighbor outside and walked over to tell him to keep an eye on the dogs and the neighbor saw him coming and DUCKED into his garage

09.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking hell

09.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg you need to buy yourself a sweet treat today

09.03.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning I had to clean my dishwasher filter at 6:10 this morning because half dishes were FUCKING STILL DIRTY

09.03.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Making pasta salad right now so it’s ready to be packed for the kids lunches for Tuesday.

I love when the weather is above 60Β°

09.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly that’s brilliant. 3 took his usual 2 hour nap from 1:30-3:30 and went to bed at about 7:30 and 5 went to bed at 7:45.

Thankfully school and daycare are both open so I think the routine will be helpful for them

09.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

3 just went to bed and 5 is still up. I fucked up.

08.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cute bathing suit!! Where did you get it??

08.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

4 mile walk with both kids on DLS day should tire them out enough that they go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight

08.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody else doing the finch spring cleaning challenge? I was dreading the cleaning out the fridge/pantry but was pleasantly surprised that it was actually pretty quick!!

08.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We have some:

- forsythia (not native)
- wild hydrangeas
- creeping phylox
- spice bushes
- Virginia bluebells
- swamp milkweed
- asters
- geranium maculatums
- yarrows
- tickseed
- Canada anemone

08.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Sunday. May your coffee kick in before reality does.

08.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1
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"so i put it into ChatGPT and--"

17.11.2024 03:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Planned out my spring planting schedule. Very excited to plant native plants again this year.

07.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shooting**

07.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had to back to back traumatic dreams (being involved in a tsunami and being involved in a shorting where I had to hide separately from my kids). I think I may be stressed.

07.03.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Fingers crossed I have your good luck

06.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 30282 πŸ” 7515 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 239

Quesadillas for dinner

06.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got the your kid was exposed to flu B on or about March 3 email from daycare and honestly just fuck off

06.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I give it 8 months tops

06.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Friday. we made it guys.

06.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: KRISTI NOEM IS OUT AT DHS.

TRUMP SAYS HE'S REPLACING HER WITH SEN. MARKWAYNE MULLIN.

05.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1218 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 221 πŸ“Œ 205

When I worked at dominos in HS, we sold dough patties to people that asked. It’s worth a shot!

05.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0