Totally Not a Giant Bug in a Hat

My head just exploded.

I see the whole world's decided to be stupid again. Ah well.

I gotta paint that one.

A crustacean peeks out of a segmented, witch-hat shaped turquoise shell. It walks on three pink tentacles with white claws on the ends for grip. A large central tentacle snakes out from the place where the legs converge. Its end blooms out onto a multi-toothed, three-phalanged mouth. Three longng tentacles whirl and twist out of the sides of the shell. Each thin pink tentacle is terminated by an unlidded eye. Each eye is turned towards the camera.

I love it too. I've made my share of weird little goobers, but I haven't leaned into the grotesque...yet.

I write phone apps. Elevator pitches for "What if AirBnB, but for personal storage space?" from randos are bad enough. I can't imagine someone trying to lay out the plot of an entire book at me.

Boy, I sure hate this. (Complimentary)

My wife went to a raku ceramics workshop this weekend. Phone cameras don't really capture it, but this piece is extremely shiny. Also, this piece is fiery skipper approved.

#artsky #art #sculpture #ceramics #Invertebrates #insects

One of the few illustrations of a sci fi novel that almost perfectly captures how I saw the scene and characters in my head. I need to pre-order Alex's book.

Polymer sculpture of a shark-like mermaid. Her body is curled into a defensive stance, her left hand holding a curved knife close to her chest.

Polymer sculpture of a shark-like mermaid. Her body is curled into a defensive stance, her left hand holding a curved knife close to her chest.

Polymer sculpture of a shark-like mermaid. Her body is curled into a defensive stance, her left hand holding a curved knife close to her chest.

Polymer sculpture of a shark-like mermaid. Her body is curled into a defensive stance, her left hand holding a curved knife close to her chest.

#WIP mermaid shark...or shark mermaid? Just a primer coat so far. I'm looking to real world sharks for her skin pattern.

#sculpture #miniatures #minipainting #artsky #mermaid #nerdlings

Me holding two small bottles of shimmery metallic paint from Turbo Dork. Galaxia, an opalescent liquid that dries into a purple metallic shine, and Black Ice, a metallic black coat. Both paints work best when layered over a black base coat.

Er...Galaxia, not Galaxian. Great stuff.

Mid close up of the alien queen model in all her shining chitinous glory.

I took your advice but went with Galaxian for the highlights (my daughter loves purple). My phone camera doesn't do it justice, but there's a purple shimmer that gets less subtle the brighter the light is. She's a beaut!

#minitlatures #models #minipainting #nerdlings

It's even funnier if you read it in a Clarence Boddicker voice.

Looks wonderfully eaten-away-at.

A large, hairless turquoise sphinx cat steers angrily at someone out of frame. It utters one word, "LYING".

Something something wide release blah blah big star expanding audience deedle deedle really pulling for them this awards season.

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Left me agape.

Top tier "Oh THAT guy! He fuggin' rules!"

I swear my co workers turned into Vogons recently.

"Oh yeah...You'll want the *updated* firewall request form...those are blue!"

Awww. I thought you were joking.

Almost like this is the entire point of creating the slop machines in the first place.

Gibbets lining the national mall. This isn't rocket science.

I feel like I could do okay in the #warhammer universe. I could sculpt the hell out of some skulls.

Reposting for the beautiful art, and for the thorough and florid alt text.

Oooooo. I gotta try this

Another thread of interesting and unique indie games.

This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. “I consider it to ...

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

YOU MAKE THOG FEEL SMOL! RARRRGH!

Good hell our cops suck butt.

You're making me miss my days of being art-scene-adjacent a couple of decades ago.

Same, with muted silver for the teeth and nails. I've been really enjoying TurboDork with other projects.

I love that she has stiletto heels on her feet.