Aysha 🔜 GDC

i have said this many, many times, but americans just do not know how to handle MENA swag

Oh I’m excited to read this

I’d go if there was an intermission with some light snacks

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.

Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.

Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!

Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

You have a dog’s brain

It’s okay I’ll just pickpocket it from him afterward

I specced into the wrong profession. I need to pay withers 100 gold to change my class

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I keep a single-panel version handy

Me to my clients: sorry for the delay, they’re trying to trigger the rapture

Please

This is just an insane thing to pull out on someone on a dating app

invite me on your dragon age podcast

Just David Lynch

Me to my clients: sorry for the delay, they’re trying to trigger the rapture

Yeah for a while in the 80’s and 90’s computer games were marketed as fun for the whole family

I honestly think this is good and way better than paying for horse armor

Part of the adventure game experience was struggling and then buying the guide, which was a piece of art in itself. The Escape from Monkey Island guide for instance was first person narrated by Guybrush Threepwood and is hilarious

I played Grim Fandango with my dad and little sister when I was about 10. It took us MONTHS to beat that game and it’s one of my most cherished childhood memories

You aren’t supposed to beat these games without help though, you were supposed to drag a kitchen chair into your dads office so you can play together

“We need more suicidal warmongers”

so genuinely happy for you bb

The vet said that penny is at “ideal body condition”. This is what peak performance looks like

These people are lower than dogs

new All My Maidens, featuring @doctorvenkman.com. We're finally doing it... it's time for the Loathsome Dung Eater. Topics include: politics corner, eating ass, and the return of our "the Greater Will is white people" thesis.

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getting involved in a land war in asia

america really about to commit the classic blunder huh