They are canceling youth sports across the city in Minneapolis this weekend because lawless masked armed federal paramilitaries are targeting the children and families.
Asking an ICE agent to stand still for a moment so I can scan their QR code shoulder patch, a bitly loads and I get rickrolled, we both laugh, I say "ahhh you got me" and point my finger at him, he immediately shoots me in the head
Saw a lot of headlines saying "wikipedia is embracing ai" being tossed around tabloids, and I'm pretty sure they were maliciously written to make you feel a certain way about Wikipedia. What's actually happening is that wikipedia is demanding payment for data scraping and the corpos don't like that.
Jealousy is a hell of a thing
Happy birthday Dylan!!
Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday
The most illustrative reply I’ve ever seen.
obviously not helped by various sociopolitical occurrences at the moment but the january to march stretch is so bleak every year
My cold is back and more miserabler than ever
How dare Twitter be down when I’m trying to complain about my cold on my private account
This week's episode is split pretty cleanly between the horrors in Minneapolis and the NFL playoffs. Arif is really good at talking about both, but we were right on the A Truly Sad Week In America Plus The 2005 NBA Redraftables line in this one. defector.com/what-its-lik...
Had a bagel this morning
Hello Keith this is your agent I’m advising you to keep posting
Heard of it
I simply refuse to believe she’s 32. That is the cosmetic work of a much older woman pretending to be 32.
My work systems are still functioning
🎶 old mcdonald replaced his farm with an energy intensive data center, a i a i o 🎶
live action moana is reaching levels of pointlessness and disrespect for animation as a medium that i should be, but am not, shocked that disney is capable of
Daily reminder that the Pedo in Chief has done everything in his power to kill the Epstein files abomination but has never denied raping little kids.
Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.
lots of women thirst after monstrous creatures, whether it's the Ghoul from Fallout, the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, or RFK Jr.
Rip Oscar Wilde you would have loved Substack
need that sweet poison injected into my brain first thing every morning
Yeah yeah twitters down so I’m here again what about it
Thank you Hannah!!
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
Please Blue Jay, save us from the great Satan
Teared up thinking about Hubie Halloween this morning
