blaire with an e

It’s good that I dont have health insurance because I was immune to the plague that is Hamnet

First Timothée Chalamet came for opera and ballet and I did not speak out—
Because I am opera person but not a ballet person

Then the opera and ballet people came for Timothée Chalamet and I did not speak out—
Because I was not Timothée Chalamet

At least Mojtaba Khamenei is just a nepotollah and not a neposhah or even a DEI hire

A Good International Women’s Day to all my ladies out of there

Ed Lincoln of the Lincoln Towing Toe Truck has entered the Seattle death portal

Imagine being a fast food CEO who had to eat product on camera just because the McDonalds guy couldnt

His name is pronounced Mark Wayne? I’ve been calling him MarKWAHNyeh

Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem has fallen out a window. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The same people who posted that Rebecca Solnit quote about voting being a chess move not a Valentine are mad at Texas voters for making the chess move over the Valentine

When you think about it, executing an 86 year old with cancer is the American thing you can do

Nederland heeft een homoseksuele premier. En hij is ook nog eens sexy.

Don’t worry about his weird neck rash. It’s from too many hugs. He loves hugging people.

It must have been a weird day to be a Saturday Night Live writer

Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khamenei, has entered the dictator death portal

John Lennon would have loved this

My stars. It’s going to be 14º communist/57º freedom on Monday. A heat wave

I was sad because I thought I was going to have to give up my Sunday Times but then I called to complain and then lowered my price to the same as digital

Our president is honoring Charlie Kirk who was violently assassinated. I think Charles would have loved the transphobia and racism our president spouted earlier.

He is Heated Rivalrying the men's hockey team

Triumph of the Shrill

When they invited the Olympic Men's Hockey Team I dont think they expected to be part of a show and tell presentation

Trump: the military is stacked
Me: it sure is!

Thomas Massie & Ro Khanna are sitting together. What a weird Heated Rivalry spin off

I am glad the Democrats have invited Epstein survivors. I think it's good politics. But imagine someone saying, hey remember that sex perv who raped you? Do you want to go hear a speech by his former best friend who is also a rapist/maybe child rapist & also I won't be at the speech but you can go.

My State of the Union predictions run from he’s going to schtick because he can’t help himself to he’s going to have Kash Patel arrest the Supreme Court and then pull Nancy Guthrie out of hat to he’s going to announce war with Iran

If I was in congress I would treat the State of the Union like the Met Gala & dress accordingly

I was going to spend my weekend buying foreign made products like it was rumspringa but then he tariffed again

I saw a rat outside of Club Z and no that’s not a new kind of gay

Tonight I am watching a Werner Herzog Filmproduktion: A Madman Makes Natives Carry a Steamship Across the Amazon