Colquistador

250 is the anniversary AND the attendance! #NoKings

The American Public: “Welp… I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.”

Democratic Leadership: “Yes… you’re right. We should hang that clock on the wall in our home!”

The American Public: ffs

Let’s be honest… #TACOs are very un-American. So after much thought, and long contemplation of the successful rebranding efforts of Freedom Fries and the Gulf of America, “tacos” shall now be know as #FreedomFolds. Spread the word.

Great work last night, @algreen.house.gov. Shame on Dems for making you walk alone.

Apparently “having a spine” is still the only DEI initiative the Dems can rally behind.

I, for one, am looking forward to all of the @postopinions.bsky.social pro-choice and pro-trans pieces. You know… #PersonalLiberties and such.

Philadelphia Closes Schools for Eagles’ Super Bowl Parade Nearly 200,000 students in Philadelphia’s schools will be free to attend the public celebration on Friday of the Eagles’ Super Bowl victory.

The only thing I can say for sure is that somewhere in Philadelphia this Friday there will be the drunkest child on Earth.

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If the #DOGEBoys have all US Citizens’ SSNs and account numbers, they have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Piss off 347 million people to appease 1 egomaniac OR piss off 1 egomaniac to become folkloric heroes to 347 million people?

Turn the suck to blow, boys…

Apple Music & NFL: “Hello, Moment. We’d like you to meet Mr. Lamar.”

Moment (extending hand in greeting): “Hello, Mr. Lamar. It’s nice to mee…”

Kendrick Lamar (grabs Moment and smashes it with every fiber of his being): “MUSSTTAAARRRDDD!”

Turns out Snake Oil Salesman is the final boss.

I find myself audibly sighing a lot these days. Initially I thought it was just me getting older. I’m now realizing it’s because I still care.

::heavy sigh::