Today, Michelle and I are proud to announce that we will be hosting the dedication ceremony for the Obama Presidential Center on June 18th in Chicago, and welcoming the public on June 19th.
We can’t wait for you to visit. Go to obama.org to learn more.
Oh.
“We have agreed” — how nice of them! Surely they’re doing this work pro bono right?
Lucifer has a point
“My total and utter victory over my ex-wife will be signified by her moving in with that guy Rick.”
Sure, you can gamble on your phone from the comfort of your couch. But only at River Side Casino can you get the gut-punch of a humiliating loss in a public forum.
Obama: "We are living in a time where it can be hard to hope. Each day we wake up to some new assault on our democratic institutions. Another setback to the idea of the rule of law ... but this man - Rev. Jesse Jackson - inspires us to take a harder path ... bc if we don't step up, nobody else will"
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
Obama has the crowd at Jesse Jackson's eulogy hanging on his every word
And just like that we’re back to “Department of Defense”
Ben Stiller is calling out the White House after it used a clip from Tropic Thunder in a video promoting the Iran war.
“We never gave you permission and have no interest in being part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie,” Stiller wrote.
NFL meme showing Kristi Noem released for sucking ass
Good news Browns fans
Pres. Obama at the Jackson service:
"We are living in a time when it can be hard to hope. Each day, we wake up to some new assault on our democratic institutions."
"If we don't step up, no one else will. How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him."
The fuck kind of answer is this
It’s only suggestions to Canada
The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.
Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"
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Some talking head on YouTube stated
"Donald Trump has now created a whole new generation of Islamic terrorists"
and this is not incorrect.
Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin
It is horriying to think that an entire generation is coming of age knowing nothing but Donald Trump and the nastiness that is our political culture. I shutter to think about what the implications of this will be for an already weakened democracy.
I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
RAJU: You'll concede this is war?
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We haven't declared war. They declared war on us
RAJU: The president called it war and Secretary Hegseth called it war
REPORTER: When you walked up just now, you called it war
MULLIN: Okay. That was a misspoke.
Is this bad? It seems bad.
Today is a tough one for me. I look back at my life and see pain and failure. I look to the future and I see... nothing. That's the reality of so many millennials and gen z. We were betrayed by the generations that came before.
My parents are dead. They died when I was a kid. Technically, they're
I hate how accurate this tweet is.
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.
Gambling is all about balance. We win some, you lose some. And if we win a lot, you get some discounted tater tots.
