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ohhhhhh 💡: I should make some chocolate covered pineapple
ate some pineapple on the cob
S(pace) CAM(p)
a message to these hackers:
You will be greeted as liberators
look at this! gross!!
March is the PMS of months
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his substack depends on his not understanding it".
today is stupid imo!!!
I dreamed someone gave me incredible life advice, I implemented it and it was great, and of course I have no idea what the Dream advice was
my back is so sore, I slept like shit, it’s cold again, and I have a headache. This is not the best start ever to a weekend
This girl purposely lit a fire so the fire department would have to come
Happy Endings, also set in Chicago, also had a bit where Jane & Max purposely lit a fire so the fire department would have to come
Neela said she can’t go out for happy hour because “the apprentice is on” 🤡
On a radio broadcast of a baseball game, they were talking about him because he is the first baseball manager born in Hawaii. And then on a tv broadcast of a totally different game, they mentioned him because he was a catcher before he was a manager
Kurt Suzuki
Brown noise
@spiceweasel.bsky.social hey do u still have that fart app? They should do a white noise machine option on that app
AHHHHH HE JUST SAID, ABOUT ALEX BREGMAN: “I remember when he was in college and then he went number two in the draft” lol get it. He went number two. Like poopin
What the FUCK was that Zachary Levi Fox Nation commercial
So if he had used the LLM first…would he have consulted an electrician afterward
Would she be interested in that one??
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A small river emptying into a void of fog.
A park covered in fog.
Intense fog over a lakeshore. It’s sunny on the other side of the lake.
More fog next to the lake.
Happy Halloween, brought to you by warm air crossing a frozen lake
The bunny??
What the hell! I’m so sorry!
I got 4 tendies last night, ate 2, had the other 2 for lunch today. Turns out that with ~75 sec in the microwave at 70% power and a few min in the oven at 350F, Culver’s tendies reheat real nice!
The place where I got my boys has a pair of bonded sisters who look like Mort and Merle 😻 happy birb day to us all
BIRD??? BIRD?????????
Cake donut w chocolate icing & sprinkles :)
my mom gave me a fam history recently & said, “my cancer was X.”
I said, “you mean 5 years ago the thing you said was NOT cancer??? So I’ve been operating under that assumption?”
she was like “oops sorry!”
We had talked about her follow up care! (No treatment needed, just some repeat imaging) 🤦🏼♀️