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@colleenklinefelter

TV Writer: Grownish Seasons 5-6 Emotional Terrorist (half-marathon finisher) Proud Panera Rewards Member

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new watercolor to commemorate New Year’s Eve.

02.01.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seated for Babygirl!

29.12.2024 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New watercolor (crude rendering) name that movie

20.12.2024 04:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

got drunk at a birthday party last night and started walking up to random people and asking β€œso do you think they’re gonna find him?” and you’d be amazed how many people responded requiring zero extra context

09.12.2024 04:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Spotify Wrapped really popping off this year, per usual…

04.12.2024 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was like the last five minutes of Babylon when Diego Calva sees Singin’ in the Rain and the entire future of cinema including Avatar flashes before his eyes and he bursts into tears

01.12.2024 00:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Showed my mom ten minutes of #RHOSLC on Thanksgiving morning and her pupils fully dilated like she’d looked directly into the deadlights.

30.11.2024 22:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Canceling thanksgiving to process the VPR total cast replacement news…

28.11.2024 05:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The greatest musicals are all great because they understand how essential the marriage between the music, choreography, and use of COLOR is. THE MAIN CHARACTER IS GREEN. The Wizard of Oz was shot in TECHNICOLOR! What. Are. We. DOING.

25.11.2024 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What are we even doing

25.11.2024 03:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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ngl this part of #HotFrosty really took me out for a sec

22.11.2024 04:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me wearing a sports bra in solidarity with my friend who had a mastectomy

20.11.2024 20:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Honestly? Meghan was RIGHT for once in her damn life

19.11.2024 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Inception | Digital Trailer | Warner Bros. Entertainment
Inception | Digital Trailer | Warner Bros. Entertainment YouTube video by Warner Bros. Entertainment

I remember watching the Inception trailer and then making all my friends watch the Inception trailer while I watched them watching the Inception trailer

youtu.be/Qwe6qXFTdgc?...

19.11.2024 08:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The irony is, I bet John Stamos would look so good if he shaved his head in solidarity, but instead he wore a bald cap that makes this seem like a joke and also makes him look like Megamind.

19.11.2024 08:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Best part of Hot Frosty was when Jack Frosty finds Kathy Widow’s dead husband’s comic sans oncology report

19.11.2024 06:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Since this is an art-friendly space I thought I should share a few of my masterpieces, courtesy of a lot of free time during the 2023 WGA strike (and the most EXPLOSIVE #PumpRules reunion yet).

16.11.2024 16:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jake Paul can still get his ear bitten off, if Shaq or one of the guys from Cobra Kai has the courage.

16.11.2024 05:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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he would’ve won if he’d worn this to the ring

16.11.2024 05:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would never wish violence on ANYBODY.

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THAT SAID, I wanna see Jake Paul’s ear on the floor of that ring.

16.11.2024 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If even just ONE Kristen Doute type were in congress we would already know the contents of that report.

15.11.2024 21:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Allllll these messy bitches in congress and not one of them is savvy enough to *accidentally* leave that Matt Gaetz report on the bathroom sink while a reporter takes a dump? Watch a single hour of Bravo and take notes, you oafs!

15.11.2024 21:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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On top of everything else that is WRONG and BAD, Hairspray (2007) isn’t streaming anywhere.

15.11.2024 16:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First impressions in Bluesky: kind of feels like my eighth grade DeviantArt feed, not enough cyberbullying billionaires.

14.11.2024 21:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw that Matt Gaetz news and hit rock bottom (joined Bluesky).

13.11.2024 23:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0