07.03.2026 18:34
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Seeing #TheBride this weekend
It’s a bunch of anti social 20 something’s who stole or fell backward into a business model, largely reliant on the novelty of doing xyz familiar activity but on the computer, and then retroactively wrote utopian mission statements so they could treat employees like slaves and customers like animals
My secret life as a cat.
Does he know it’s not one of the Coen Brothers
As an enormous We Bare Bears fan this brings me great joy
the gambling epidemic is genuinely so real like sports are entirely gambling now video games are gambling toys are gambling they're still trying to push crypto somehow which is like if money was gambling
The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)
CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"
Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"
The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
I’m in the US military and I’m about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers don’t know how slow I run
like a well-oiled machine
every time i look at instagram, i feel like im the only adult who doesn't know how to make money
The Declaration of Independence says that we not only have the right but we also have the duty to alter or abolish any government that does not secure our unalienable rights, including life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
www.learnliberty.org/blog/the-dec...
Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!
![Quote from Washington Times editorial board
"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:222p42fegwhwfyrc3gqam76j/bafkreib4nkrafaic6rpwa7wyeesnlmjeu23sshxjjpvqtr33wk7ztuxb2y)
Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."
Uh no...we definitely realize it.
RIP to hundreds of Iranians and one American vacation
So we just live in a Black Mirror episode now huh
Today in “not ‘The Onion’”
I’m sure Joffrey I mean Barron will fight as bravely as his pedophile father did in the War on Christmas.
1000s of public domain films that you can stream, no ads!
www.openculture.com/2026/01/stre...
It’s wrong to vaporize school children even if Congress votes to approve it.
This is a perfect expression of the modern GOP credo: We don't build, we only demolish.
A little blown away by Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie. It includes a scene about 2/3 of the way of the movie where I laughed for 45 straight seconds while everyone else in the theatre was dead silent with their hands over their mouths. Ends with a lot of heart. Good movie.
This is amazing.
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
theonion.com/this-war-wil...
"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".
I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party.
We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.
this is what they said it would be like under socialism
