The side effects of getting genetically modified to become a dog give me pause, but the anal gland squeezing potential leaves me conflicted.
03.02.2026 12:45
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Hands at 10 and 2 as we speed toward the bridge abutment
31.12.2025 15:39
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Tusk is so dear to me, just unusually good in a world that isn't. I'm honored I get to be his friend
31.12.2025 19:00
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💕
31.12.2025 18:59
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Tiles come and go but this is an absolutely abysmal set of bone. I can't believe how unlucky I've gotten recently. That's okay, I've been redeemed with the bamboo but dadgummit I just want a 論
31.12.2025 06:31
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What the hell, sure.
Another damn year?!
31.12.2025 13:53
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A side by side comparison of Miss Maggie the Yellow Lab. First photo is of her as a puppy on her "got you day" 12/23/20. The second photo taken today, five years later, to show how much she's grown
Happy Got You Day to my sweet baby love bestest friend Miss Maggie
23.12.2025 23:32
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You can pipe your icing on my cookie if you wanna
18.12.2025 02:30
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My resolution is to remain a curmudgeon, I mutter, extracting myself from yet another candles-and-prayer-hands chatroom set up to see in the new year.
31.12.2025 16:36
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Hey are we still supposed to write thankyou letters for all the gifts we got cos I think I forgot the last 35 years
31.12.2025 15:53
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New Year's Eve should be the day we all decide to dump our leftover drafts out onto the timeline.
31.12.2025 15:02
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People arguing over who is the best nobody.
31.12.2025 15:06
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Shot of the ocean it’s a head and shoulders above the water in the foreground and the fin of a diving whale in the distance.
that’s one long mermaid
31.12.2025 13:54
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thanks for the best wishes where can I cash them in
31.12.2025 13:53
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My nickname back in driving school was unofficial parking space because I'd get all huffy if someone else's car was in my thoughts even though they're public and undesignated
31.12.2025 16:50
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I’ve had my nose to a grindstone. That shit is tedious man and you'd better keep some water in the trough
27.12.2025 15:36
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I'm going to stay here, tucked into 1989 where it's safe. You go on into the new year without me
31.12.2025 14:51
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31.12.2025 14:53
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What’s the best way to attach a flaming 2 lb bag of dog shit to my new drone I got for Christmas and will the added weight limit its flight range?
31.12.2025 14:34
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Not to rain on your parade, but it's gonna rain on your parade
31.12.2025 14:35
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Me: [giving directions to a tourist who drove in from Indiana] Look buddy, I've lived here all my life, I think I would know if we had a "Rose Bowl" lol wtf even is that?
31.12.2025 14:37
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I must venture out into the cold tundra this morn. Why? For friendship. I must let my car warm up before I start driving. Why? For grandpa. I must put lotion onto my hands. Why? Foreskin.
31.12.2025 14:38
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I definitely was 💕
31.12.2025 11:21
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🐧
30.12.2025 22:07
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
24.11.2025 00:33
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A text that says Stop saying nipple
POV you’re the only non-mom in the group chat
30.12.2025 20:40
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