Lies are the worst security blankets.
Lies are the worst security blankets.
Israel is attempting to perpetrate genocide. This is cruel and unconscionable. Netanyahu is a war criminal. #notexactlyahottake
We're having fun! #redsoxnation #yankeessuck
There's mascara bleeding out of your eyes
The microphone is in flames
And there's a giant chicken claw above your head
The Democrat establishment will still screw up the cleanup from the bill...
Chinga tu MAGA
"Cuck ass statement" is giving me bigger douche chills than this:
El Nino, is that you? I'm honored! No tears here. Hopefully Raffy fucks things up for Friars and the Dodgers. Enjoy third place... dork.
Completely frivolous post, given the state of the things, but I love a good baseball rivalry, especially a 'lil brawl! I hope Manny Machado takes a beating at some point. #redsoxnation
Nothing says, "Probably don't even knock on my office door right now." like listening to recordings of shortwave numbers stations. Keep Wednesday weird.
You took your oxen's ivermectin, owned the libs then died.
Rear Admiral Bone Spurs is going to waste 8 figures on a silly flex. Put that money toward veterans' health benefits and be a real leader.
It's Friday, keep it bouncy. #perfectsoundforever #indiepop #plimsolpunks
*mumbling something about Hobbits and a short circuit*
I just don't know anymore. #memeoftheday
Ben-Hurl
What do @redsox.com and expensive pantyhose have in common? Neither one gets runs. What a waste of Crochet's 11Ks. #redsoxnation #frustration
My new mulch spreading technique is unstoppable. The neighbors call me the Spreadator. That's a cool nickname, right?
America cannot long remain free, nor first among nations, if it becomes the kind of place where universities are dismantled because they don't align politically with the current head of the government.
He's the Susan Lucci of the kaiju set.
Noem is dead from the neck up.
*chokes on ice cube*
It's a chop suey sandwich from the north shore area of Massachusetts. Proper New England Chinese food is it's own thing. You have to grow up with it to appreciate it. I love these sandwiches. They're harder to come by every year, though.
Nine Inch Fails
Let's play a game of... 'Unsolicited dick pic' or 'unsolicited plea for political donations' #murica #politics
"Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night of nights."
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