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I love how much they were breaking around this era. Kristen Wiig does that exaggerated face every time she almost loses it. My favorite of not being able to keep it together is Maya and Kristen as the gameshow ladies, when they blow through the set in a gold car. *googling*
She deserves better than standing in the shadow of some hirsute nepobaby!
Been fuming about this imaginary band for an hour. She needs to go solo.
These fucking skits made it so that I can't say the name "Stuart" in a normal way, no matter how much I try.
Unfortunately unable to listen to directions in California without dissociating to think about these skits.
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HÅRT packad.
She went up there to say I WAS RIGHT during JESSE JACKSON'S FUNERAL and if you don't think that's exactly the same thing Trump would've done at like Lindsey Grahams funeral, I don't know what to tell you.
A proper playground should mostly just be chains and tires.
They also misremember being a kid, those metal spring teeter totters sucked ass, and so did plastic slides. Retvrn to the metal slides that gave you third degree burns if the sun was out, and to teeter totters that gave you a concussion when you crashed because your shitty friend got off it.
One of the last lies Secretary Noem told to my face was that every single person in ICE detention had access to medical care.
The best part of working the restaurant beat in the late 00s was traveling all over the country and getting to eat all this amazing food. The worst part was realizing that a whole hell of a lot of those "famous" chefs were odious pieces of shit after interviewing them for like 4 minutes
väldigt fint är det!
I have no idea why the second photo turns to shit with Bluesky compression
because they speak the language of management. the litmus test is "who craves niceties from a robot?".
yeah, a lot of the think pieces focus on people imagining sentience because they get sort of accurate answers, but I think they imagine sentience because the machine is nice to them.
This part of Hollywood was more or less founded by a theosophical sect, and they built all these cool faux oriental buildings for worship and ritual that are now mostly apartment buildings, but also the luxury home of Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsome.
Fascist tried chanting “Christ is King” and Crackhead Barney responsed “My pussy is King,” leading to a group chant of the same.
"i feel so powerless what am i supposed to do" buy a bag of bird seed and feed it to a coma patient. film yourself jacking off to dragonball hentai at laguardia airport
There's also a copy of England's Hidden Reverse here, reminding me that my copy was stolen. 😭
I'm in Hollywood listening to neofolk (Naevus) in an apartment shock full of marxist literature.
IDK, I just think the people confused by LLM:s potential sentience appear to not have a lot of friends? They strike me as people not really able to grasp human relationships and how they work and their utility.
There was a guy here today who was like "prove that Claude isn't conscious" and a bunch of people did and he was like "achshually there's not scientific consensus about that" to everyone playing his dumb game. And he looked exactly like this: 🤓 Blocked him, btw.
Coming up on Thrill Jockey! A new album by myself and my friend John Berndt. With special guest star Owen “Horse Lords” Gardner and others…
CLOUD MACHINES
40 far right with union flags surrounded by cops on every side boxes into a small huddle
Bristol Patriots having a shit day out today. All 40 of them, totally boxed in by hundreds of antifascists.
Police turned them around and marched them back the way they came.
Despite using batons and horses against antifascists, people held their ground and the fascists did not pass.
if you gave amtrak 5% of the military budget every year it would have received more money in two years than it has in its entire existence up to that point
public release of Ethics Committee reports on sexual misconduct. We aren’t talking about a budget dispute or a minor procedural tiff, we are talking about a bipartisan pact to ensure that if a Congressman harasses or assaults a staffer, you never get to see the paperwork.
The United States House of Representatives proved that when it comes to self-preservation, the partisan divide is a total myth. In a staggering 357 to 65 vote, members from both sides of the aisle joined forces to kill a resolution that would have forced the
“A DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credible—and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.”
@jkbjournalist.bsky.social bringing it home
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