BattleD4d

Yup, several swings of the Greatsword. No, it's not a literal rain of fire like the last guy.

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

You could call me a true survivor

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

You're right, of course. Besides the warnings, the consistent evil behavior, and the clearly outlined evil plan they published, we never could've known.

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

The party splits 2,500xp for slaying the Calendar.

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

I'm not saying it won't work, because that would be metagaming but I'm going to give a very different plan in a funny voice.

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

Listen, when I say this, I say it with all the love in my heart...

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

Years of academy training wasted...

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

Even if they were containers, "Create or Destroy Water" requires a line of sight, and if you could see their lungs you don't really need to fight anymore.

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

Oh yeah, your god sounds great. Just curious, do they speak to you in common or through dissonant murmurings?

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

So, who wants to play some Stewpot?

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #indierpg

It's cool, y'all don't even need to thank me. It's all just a day in the life of Ragnar the Barbarian.

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

If I eat five dozen of these, I'll get as strong as Gaston! Like the song!

#deviledeggs #holidayseason #christmasfood #holidayfood #christmasmemes

Gaming Dad here to let you know that playing games on an 'Easy' setting is a completely valid way to enjoy them.

Sometimes you want a challenge, sometimes you just need to get lost in an immersive story and enjoy yourself.

Yes, that's funny. No lungs aren't an open container. No we will not abandon a dragon on his birthday.

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

I'm fine. It's a fun kids' movie and I'm a well-adjusted dad in my late 30s.

#kpopdemonhunters #honmoon #huntrix #kpopdemonhuntersrumi

It's fine. I can face reality any time I'd like.

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

How do you think I get my patron to give me all those sweet spells?

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

I mean, I can empathize...

#dungeonmaster #ttrpgmeme #rpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

I went to College to become a more well-rounded Party member.

#dungeonmaster #rpgmeme #ttrpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

Don't worry, guys. I'm fine. Can't move, but I'm conscious and the vibes are immaculate.

#dungeonmaster #rpgmeme #ttrpgmeme #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons

The pride I feel in listening to my daughter run her first TTRPG combat is only mildly impacted by how funny it is that she keeps saying the Kraken's testicles instead of tentacles.

The hardest part about being in #TTRPG social media circles is watching all the shenanigans going on at Gen Con and not being there.

No, no, no... The dark guard was always in the Northern forest... They've held that region for generations. Your family is from there? They must be in the dark guard then.

#dungeonmasterlife #dungeonmastermeme #dungeonmaster #ttrpg #ttrpgmeme #rpg #rpgmeme #dnd #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragonsmeme

And I turned out... Well, I turned out.

#kidsthesedays #millennial #millennialsoftiktok #millennialhumor

Me too, Brute.

#dungeonmaster #dungeonmasterlife #dungeonmastermeme #ttrpg #ttrpgmeme #rpg #rpgmeme #dnd #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragonsmeme #dnd5e

He comes from a long line of men who punch. A whole punch line, if you will.

#dungeonmaster #dungeonmasterlife #dungeonmastermeme #ttrpg #ttrpgmeme #rpg #rpgmeme #dnd #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragonsmeme #dnd5e

So, just to be clear, you're a "Gummistalker," and your Favored Enemy is "Hopes and Dreams..."

#dungeonmaster #dungeonmasterlife #dungeonmastermeme #ttrpg #ttrpgmeme #rpg #rpgmeme #dnd #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragonsmeme

Those are going to be some lucky guys indeed.

#dungeonmaster #dungeonmasterlife #dungeonmastermeme #ttrpg #ttrpgmeme #rpg #rpgmeme #dnd #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragonsmeme

It'll be fine. Everyone is gonna be fine. We'll just save these Durst kids and be on our way...

#dungeonmaster #dungeonmasterlife #dungeonmastermeme #ttrpg #ttrpgmeme #rpg #rpgmeme #dnd #dndmeme #curseofstrahd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragonsmeme

Well, I guess I should be happy that I didn't set the campaign in "fantasy New York"

#dungeonmaster #dungeonmasterlife #dungeonmastermeme #ttrpgtok #ttrpg #ttrpgmeme #rpg #rpgtok #rpgmeme #dnd #dnd5e #dndtok #dndmeme #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragonsmeme