There are a few others, but they a) cost a substantial amount less, at a price regulated by the state, and b) are actually *in* Maine. www.maine.gov/doe/funding/...

John Bapst in Bangor also accepts tuition students from the surrounding communities (as do the local public schools - Bangor, Brewer, etc).

We love to see it

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

Be it thy course to busy giddy minds
With foreign quarrels, that action, hence borne out,
May waste the memory of the former days.

And became the bane of college students around the world

"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."

He could do so the way any of these guys monetize their illiquid assets - take a loan on it that they never intend to repay. They retain the vote; others get the $.

- "The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting" - Sun Tzu
- "I dunno, that guy sounds pretty woke to me" - Hegseth

Actor Vincent Price reading with Native American students.

Actor Vincent Price in another photo with Native leaders.

Just your regular PSA that actor Vincent Price was cool as f*ck: Here he reads Native American student’s poetry in 1967 at the Institute of American Indian Arts in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Price established the Vincent Price Awards in Creative Writing for Native students, a stipend that was in place

A+ for the use of the word "nostrum"!

i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked

A digital illustration of an attempt to make a fake illuminated manuscript. There’s a fancy illuminated drop capital M. Lots of medieval-type ornamentation, a little illustration in the corner of a rabbit with a battle ax having some sort of confrontation with a little bipedal lizard thing that has an arm instead of a neck and head which is holding a dagger. There’s an orange dragonish beast wrapped around the top of everything and lettering done in some kind of fanciful script reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

a mysterious cold weather cryptid pointing at the camera in front seat of an iconic hot pink jeep

The Boston Yeti is out of hibernation...and he's parking on the odd side!

bit.ly/49RSIHA

And you can get a "gas mask" on Amazon

Text: Old adversaries Sir, Your obituary (Jan 19) of Mr Justice Blofeld rightly referred to his fine sense of humour. When he first sat in Winchester a barrister called Richard Bond stood up to open the first case. Mr Justice Blofeld began to stroke the white ermine on the sleeve of his High Court judge’s robes as if stroking a cat. He then said with a smile: “We meet at last, Mr Bond.” Sir John Royce Clifton, Bristol

Letter in Times today

Reported for glorifying violence

Half his staff is a version of Baldrick!

monday comin'

My dog got me a chewed stick for christmas. I appreciate the gesture but I wish there was a polite way to say "we don't need to get each other gifts any more." My cat got me a pipe bomb

YOU COME RIGHT OVER HERE AND EXPLAIN WHY THEY ARE HAVING ANOTHER YEAR Dorothy Parker Telegram to Robert Benchley 31st December 1929

EDITOR THE TIMES NEW PRINTING HOUSE SQUARE GRAYS INN ROAD LONDON/WC1 RESOLUTIONS COLON ZERO STOP PERIOD HOPES COLON ZERO STOP BECKETT

As is traditional on this day: Samuel Beckett’s thoughts via telegram on the coming New Year of 1984

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Top tier joke

Ngl that sounds AMAZING

Semper Fi, my dude #mapoli #usmc #resist #cambridge #somerville

SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone