Me: Sorry, I was about to start singing at you
@nortontheeternal.bsky.social: You should sing more
Me: *starts singing the hunger strike lyrics from “The Report” in Suffs The Musical*
Man, I've got few enough brain cells left as is. Doing that would be like taking a hammer to my skull
Lunch sketch.
Lunch sketch.
Lunch sketch.
I'm begging y'all. Alms for the disabled, unemployed and "sexy, but not in a profitable-on-onlyfans kind of way"?
Not yet, but there's still time
Lunch sketch.
Lunch sketch.
Why yes, I did just watch the last Double or Nothing, why do you ask?
Also, more wrestlers should kiss
Folks, I've made a terrifying discovery. Did y'all know that wrestling...is good!?
Every episode of this podcast is brilliant, but this one is truly mandatory listening.
And then I made this crime against nature. 🤼
Album art for this week's podcast episode. The title "Wednesday Night Fake Bites" is emblazened along the top, above a screen with the aforementioned most memorable spot (tune in to hear us talk about it!) Below sit Gef the Toking Mongoose, Erika, and Ella at the WNFF branded desk up on the abandoned theater stage.
Winter is Coming is one of AEW's biggest Dynamite shows and the 2025 edition may have been the best one yet. Tune in to this week's WNFF to hear us discuss newly crowned champions, banger C2 matches, enemies to lovers, and one of if not the most memorable spots of the year! (cont.) 🐕
Lunch sketch.
Four hand-knitted start ornaments in varying colors. They look a little wonky since they aren’t overstuffed, but they can be pinched and shoved back into shape.
I’m knitting ornaments for gifts this year. I used the “Little Star Ornaments easy to knit” pattern by dunaksa on Ravelry. Each one takes me about 3 hours and is a strain on my wrist, so I’m only doing one per day. #showmeyourknits
Lunch sketch.
What about my sincere religious belief that people who try to use their sincere religious beliefs to oppress people should be put into The Pit Where We Forget You Exist?
I want to insult shitlibs on here. The real dead ender fucks who still revere Hillary Clinton. Come out, come out wherever you are, braindead lib!!!!
Lunch sketch.
going to be out in the cold at the end of the week, can you help me raise some money so i can at least get a hotel for a few days?
anything would help, anything
I need somewhere to be and I have been able to raise nothing in weeks
¢ashapp = $ValterraBella
¥enmo = @VeeBeeExx
Gozer the gozerian wearing a necklace of gyoza and a very large gyoza as a hat. As Winston says to Ray, if someone asks you if you are a gyodz, you say yes
Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
Look, I just think it's important to watch the video for Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" every once in a while to rebalance one's humors, okay? I'm just trying to help
But if I unclench my jaw, what's to stop me from viciously mauling my coworkers?
Shit, they'd base it on the show, wouldn't they?
I haven't been heavily into Magic for 20 years, and this would absolutely suck me back in
