If you want something to lift your spirits today.
Former sitcom writer and current absolute prick of a TERF and fascist Gl*nner had a new book out in the last week.
It sold 390 copies, including pre-sales.
I like the one where Barney Fife goes low-carb & continually rants about "carbohydrates and glucose"
not quite cloudy enough to be "cloudy," looks like rain but doesn't actually rain?
don't remember that episode but the show is goated
also small town fb groups. amazing. if you wanna see a woman named Cimmy go through seven seasons of deep anger over Spongebob memes, power struggles over who gets to post the DUIs, and backstory reveals about how she lost her nursing license, find a police scanner group immediately
oh noooooooooo
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saul goodman from better call saul. a defense attorney
your honor when my client said “kill yourself” it wasn’t encouraging suicide because anyone with an ideology rooted in contempt and hatred instead of compassion is already dead
what a boring thing to get mad about lol bring back chili neighbor
seeing The Chats & Cosmic Psychos next week lfg
leftover portion of a huge latte I bought today
I also have a big pot of homemade chili in there
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Stash of homemade stock looking real good 👍🏻
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*if
can someone unironically tell me what this discourse topic was that's both different & worse than US foreign policy
I like the Elizabeth Warren plan of sending weapons to Israel & medicine to Gaza. We can do a rock-paper-scissors type thing where we find out of medicine is more powerful than bombs
what part of "Nature's 'Liquid Adderall' is going viral in Pooler" do you not understand
I'm always saying this, nice to be proven right
Hey babe good news. Nature's 'Liquid Adderal' is going viral in Pooler
there must be an old photo somewhere showing people standing in front a folksy old "corn maze" sign but the individuals who own such photos may not know about the wikipedia issue
GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
"i'm not one of those pick-me psychics who tells people their loved one is still alive"
full-fat Greek yogurt....a man of taste
No way in hell I'm throwing away bones from a chicken I spent good money on that can be made into free stock. Store-bought stockcels cope & seethe
they're crucifying you for being right
There's also a famous incident where a little girl was murdered & the cops mailed the most important piece of evidence to a psychic (bloody sweater) & it got lost in the mail
