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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster

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Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.

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Between hilarity and elation?

10.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Boring post alert:

Reminder that if a hateful cunt is nicked for something, don't post details that could possibly prejudice said hateful cunt going to nick on the main.

10.03.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arf. You stupid bastard.

09.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the word on the streets.

09.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a pie shop/cafe by us called Growlers.

09.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mini pork pie.

09.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It was just a theory of his which has a certain logic to it.

Physically it is a balance thing, but that doesn't account for the fear/attraction instinct.

09.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Douglas Adams had a theory that it's a species hangover instinct from when we lived in trees (similarly vertigo is our rational brain fighting that instinct).

09.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

What a pain in the arse.

09.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The video is enormously disappointing.

09.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Remembering 33 fans who were crushed to death and 400 injured at Bolton Wanderers’ Burnden Park stadium when a barrier and a wall collapsed during an FA Cup game against Stoke City on this day 1946. Worst British football stadium disaster until Ibrox in 1971.

09.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

Oh it is, but the point stands: somehow the Americans were the real victims.

08.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You never go full Boris Johnson at the Cenotaph.

08.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stunned.

08.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Latest from a supporter of a club with an unrivalled record of winning *checks notes* absolutely fuck all in their history.

08.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wondered why some Kopite was now declaring they would lead the exodus from the site.

So the fascism, anti-trans etc wasn't enough: they had to offend your club.

Always about them.

08.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As if anyone's clicking on that fucking link.

08.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One combustible city, that.

08.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The only thing worse than Americans bombing your country into the ground is the fact they'll come back 20 years later and make a bunch of films about how this made them very sad."

08.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Another fucking fire?

08.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He was tremendous. So good to see a proper lad win it.

08.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Roadie for Status Quo.

08.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did the pig have impetigo?

08.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Annual reminder that it's the Sixth Round draw, not the fucking Quarter Final.

08.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Disgraceful scenes at Ibrox.

08.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What are the Blue Man Group doing on the pitch?

08.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Grump.

08.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0