Screaming Pectoriloquy

One of my med school classmates was a teacher who had to deal with parents who wouldn’t vaccinate their kids. Her solution was to allow the kids in school, but restrict them to the library, with only paper assignments. When their grades predictably dropped, the parents caved and got them vaxxed.

caring about the burger CEO thing is genuinely weird beyond “the mcdonald’s guy knows this is all poison”, but reddit is fully obsessed with it

i was wondering what lab these people were grown in, then i remembered the whole Sunny D “this time i’m gonna do it”
marketing campaign & it all made sense

New column from the ants: People are not dumping sugar on their counters and floors and leaving it. That's a problem

No one is going to change the minds of people who enjoy being antisocial. by ostracizing them you make it much less attractive for new people to join their movement. Acting like it's a morally neutral decision up to personal preference is the harmful thing

disabling comments but not quote posts so that my dogshit takes reach the maximum number of eyes as part of my humiliation kink

stupid and bad

it’s the killing that’s the bad part

genius.com The Hobbit, Chapter 5: Riddles in the Dark J.R. R. Tolkien Lyrics 2 About 3 Tracklist 3 Comments 2 The Hobbit, Chapter 5: Riddles in the Dark Lyrics When Bilbo opened his eyes, he wondered if he had; for it was just as dark as with them shut. No one was anywhere near him. Just imagine his fright! He could hear nothing, see nothing, and he could feel nothing except the stone of the floor. Very slowly he got up and groped about on all fours, till he touched the wall of the tunnel; but neither up nor down it could he find anything: nothing at all, no sign of goblins, no sign of dwarves. His head was swimming, and he was far from certain even of the direction they had been going in when he had his fall. He guessed as well as he could, and crawled along for a good way, till suddenly his hand met what felt like a tiny ring of cold metal lying on the floor of the tunnel. It was a turning point in his career, but he did not know it. He put the ring in his pocket almost without thinking; certainly it did not seem of any particular use at the moment. He did not go much further, but sat down on the cold floor and gave himself up to complete miserableness, for a long while. He thought of himself frying bacon and eggs in his own kitchen at home - for he could feel inside that it was high time for some meal or other; but that only made him miserabler. < •..

they gave it sentience but did not give it reasoning so now it’s aware and stupid as hell

they made the computer stupid

i know they suck and they keep voting for more war and they absolutely cannot be relied on for any check on power, but basic political survival means the democrats must make a day one promise to tear down this garish fucking ballroom as soon as they return to power

garish mock up of white house ballroom

i can’t think of a better place to have nuremberg 2, followed by a ceremonial demolition of the premises to cleanse the sins of the nation

how could you

it doesn’t have to be this way

make sure you don’t got any toys on the floor

my dad’s med school tuition was $600

people didn’t know you could be a selfish jerk who sucks until ayn rand wrote the fountainhead

“In front of you is a button, and if you press this button, someone in the world will die, but if you—now hold on a minute, let me tell you the second part.”

no my name’s daryl

gerrit graham in the movie demon seed with his head surrounded by the pointed angles of a polymodular demon computer.

i invented a neck scratcher, it’s like a back scratcher but it looks like this:

“i hired my son to do the wiring”

“and what year did his house burn down?”

“two years ago. how did you know his house burned down?”

RUTH PRAWER JHABVALA GET READY FOR BATTLE

reading the prequel before i see One Battle After Another

bad and terrible

oh so you’d rather vote for 200% Hitler instead of 199% Hitler?

Vineland - Thomas Pynchon

08) Vineland - Thomas Pynchon

Pynchon has a knack for predicting the future in the sense that history repeats itself and all he has to do is describe it. The struggles are always with us and they are always absurd. Also, Sean Penn makes an appearance on page 378. Neat!

the IT support portal appears to be down and i have no way of contacting the people who need to address this problem

he yells at them and calls them names!

all the hysteric anti-landmine shriekers on here are really just telling you they don’t care about solving the Tony the Asshole problem