Keebler.

they inconsiderate af

literally just said i minus whale go to the gym

i know we don’t like a.i. but the Old Valyria/Targaryen trailers on IG be hard

she looked thick?

i made it y’all. another long week while being thick.

Miss Vickie makes the fuck out a chip!

the thing about trying to be a tyrant at work is, its never gonna go well for you. and you can say all day how you don’t care about being liked but being liked and respected go hand in hand. you want people to respect what you’re saying? they need to feel like you respect them in return.

and is cause nobody can stand her ass

yeah, cause who you talking to?

ima start using white woman buzzwords on her ass. cause let’s wrap up you thinking you somebody boss.

cause ima 100% stand on what i said.

yesterday i told a coworker who tends to have a chastising tone in her emails when you do something she doesn’t like that i found her tone off putting.
so today should be fun.

i logged on to scroll the other night and saw you’d been the main source of chaos. so no.

No.

i fast forwarded right through Vic and Christine’s wedding. wish i had started doing that earlier.

LMAO

don’t let Vic being nice and speaking with intelligence fool you.

i just got home from the gym and i have to get ready for work so i don’t have time to go into it but Vic is Devonta in a different body.

y’all didn’t see through Vic?

no they didn’t.

i’m hopping on the stair master for at least 15 mins. we’re testing at work so i’ll be up walking all day, that’ll cover the rest of my cardio.
i took over 13,000 steps yesterday 🫩

back and shoulders on FIRE

i struggled this morning but i bullied myself into it. i’m wrapping up with back extension right now.

“look at you”

every egg i had stored up for ovulation would’ve fell out like marbles!!!!

the way i would’ve walked away from this interaction with child! MY GOD TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stefon shouldn’t have been a hoe.

when your man be handling shit?!

PANTIES SOAKING!!!!

“i’ll handle that for you.”- my husband

and THAT’S why i be damn near hanging from the ceiling fan in our bedroom in the wee hours of the morning!!!