~*~AlLiSoN~*~

Jost killed it. I was dying 😂

Did you watch this weekend's SNL cold open?

#nice

I had to do an AI pic for class 😂

Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

Spotted in Nashville this week…

Open window nap ❤️

Yay the living room clock is right again! 😂

Ruben Ray Martinez: Footage shows US citizen shot by ICE agent in Texas traffic stop The Department of Homeland Security did not disclose Martinez was shot by one of its agents until almost a year later.

Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas.

"He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger."
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Lol high of 65° on Monday and chance of snow on Wednesday?

Made it through clinicals! Only 7 weeks of school left! 😬

World Market! It's not always available for shipping but when it was I ordered 4 jars 😅
www.worldmarket.com/p/cadbury-ca...

Cadbury Caramel spread is my weakness.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and saying `` that 's what she said '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and saying `` that 's what she said '' .

Tried the Big Arch burger and now I have regerts. Too big.

I guess I shouldn't judge. I almost ordered a bloody 😂

Guy at the table next to us just ordered an old fashioned. Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. #Wisconsin

3 years without Bubba and my tiktok is all orange kitties 😭

Midwest nice: when you're stuck in a parking spot and Culver's and the car in the drive-thru line lets you out before pulling forward 🥹

The weather told us last night we'd get a Trace-3"... Woke up to at least 5-8" being reported and I definitely shoveled some spots that were knee high 😂

Oh to be a house cat who doesn't have to worry about shoveling.

Trump has ordered the Treasury to send him $10 billion in cash & $10 billion for a slush fund (on top of the $200 million in cash stolen from Venezuela for another slush fund), on top of $10+ billion gotten from foreign governments in exchange for favors, but do go on about not taking a salary ...

RIP McSteamy 😓

Love starting my day with a call to the help desk...

Federal and state refunds pending.. We're going to be rich! For a few days.

Relay speed skating is goofy.

@cogecaetc.bsky.social acruallu thought half was his 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Too much frosting?