not enough dykeslop on the t l if you ask me
not enough dykeslop on the t l if you ask me
#the
yop,
you were intending to stake a claim on Jodyland
i'm willing to put myself out there and see how this one shakes out
unfortunately i'm horribly weak to fire... this is the worst thing for me to deal with...
your bombs don't scare me
turns out it was quite a nice one ๐
i hope you're doing well, my friend ๐
hell, i'm chilling
not much
Trans person who bathes in the blood of their enemies
go on...
cat in a plant pot pretending to be a plant
plant
yeah... it's jodie time
but i worked hard to find this scrap...
salmon ๐ฃ
i'm gonna be real - my ass is not getting out of these dwemer ruins any time soon
chud like mes got no business hanging w a nice girl like you
Brigadier General William R... 11/1/19 I have only suffered irony partition failure twice in my life. The first time happened when I was hit by a truck. The paramedics asked me who was president and I answered, "Barack Hussein Obama." Brigadier General William R... 11/1/19 The second time was earlier this year in sixth grade art class. A girl told me her grandfather died on 9/11 in one of the towers and I said, "My grandfather also died on 9/11. He was flying one of the planes." It was like a reflex.
Card declined at the knowing me store and they all forgot
a rather strong gust of wind blew me off my feet. i was in the air for some 20 minutes, miraculously alighting safely on the grass of a hill nearby my home
i need more pain
Date used to be yesterday
sorry i don't post here that often. i need the intense negativity of twitter more than i'd care to admit
i feel awful all the time