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The school introduce the 5 year old to Young NBA 🫠🫠🫠🫠

This mother fkr owns Whole Foods where a banana is $3.

Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t cook and I don’t clean but I can tell you I got this ring type of wife but he’s just not a holiday magic person 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they made fun of him and now he’s all into it.

He moved it for me! He got into the holiday spirits this year. The kids called him whack over the summer. And started calling him Mr. Daddy (cause he’s a principal) when schools reopened so he’s feeling left out and is not overly participating in holidays.

He woke me up for my pain meds now he’s sleep and I’m up. 🫠🙃

This administration sucks in every possible way

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We already got crazy shit happening here. Couldn’t take any more.

Is it near me in the dmv or am I marked safe?

I’m sorry baby. Where you live???? Just making sure it isn’t close to us sorry baby but yea where?

Same. Started knitting it’s helping.

Oh he’s about to go hard after his first year.

Nooooooo

Let me set my alarm for 11pm to move this damn elf.

Please 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

As they should! And they fully deserve!

Oh sh*t … let me take my night time meds and continue to mind my own damn business.

Okay we have reached the point of neck pain and throbbing as the neck muscles they took apart are growing back together after they reattached them.

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Lovely gowns for a lovely lavender wed….

Same!

I’m so done with them. Like wtf and I’m still recovering from surgery too. Like come tf on.

Why does every baby do this? I’m still waiting for the 8 year old to catch some rhythm

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Now it’s all like “why are you crashing out??? What did we do wrong? I heard you tell us to stop 17 times but I thought we could ignore that. Please bring back the podcast”.

Nah party done!

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But we are in hour 2 of me telling them to lay the f*ck down (ps I don’t cuss in front of them. Hell shut up is a cuss word in our house).

So I shut off the podcast and now folks are all like

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I really am the fun parent. I’m the parent that is always like “yeah f*ck it, yolo, let’s do it”.

Husbae is Mr. Softee too but at a certain time of night I’m usually like “alright enough is enough”. I give fair warnings. I’m a fair parent. I let folks speak their minds.

Dammit mane! It’s about to real wild here. Just when sh*t was calming down.

He sent troops over a 19 year old. He’s gonna go even crazier for sure now.

Nah the troops ain’t coming. Something far worse!

Lawd they gonna come back and shut the city down. Why would you do that!!!!