Simples... introduce footballs that taser the keepers if they hold the ball for more than 5 seconds?
07.03.2026 08:55
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Simples... introduce footballs that taser the keepers if they hold the ball for more than 5 seconds?
Well worth a giggle. Best comedy currently out there. That pigeon running around the pitch was lMAO, couldn't get close to the football -- he really should give up and go join the fogging chicken hanging out on the beachball.
#Spursy the gift that keeps giving
Found this on my socials -- and love it. Its now the nackgrouns on my PC.
Not sure who created it, but hat off to you. WP. 💪
They don't like how we play football
They don't like how we score from set pieces
They don't like how long we take on taking throw ins
They don't like how long we take on taking free kicks/corners
They don't like Arteta
They don't like us fans
Well luckily enough 'they' don't matter at all 😁
Listen to the roar when the away fans found out City dropped points.
Massive. ⚪🔴
I might be well off, but I do feel like more grappling comes from the defending team than the attacking team? No matter who the clubs are? If the 'answer' to the 'problem' (whatever that might be) is less grappling, even more goals will be scored from corners.
Recall the occasion when Liverpool chided Arsenal for jubilantly celebrating a draw against Wolves?
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Arsenal had Ethan Nwaneri booked for not taking a corner quickly enough at Brighton last season. So not only is it recognised, but it was recognised and punished right in front of Hürzeler's eyes the last time this fixture was played.
He knows that, of course.
@handofarsenal.bsky.social perfectly put. Thank you for taking sense, time and time again.
The ref literally prevented more of our dangerous counters than Chelsea yesterday.
Still can't get over the referee's performance yesterday. Given we only created 0.59 open play xG, it's hard to overplay just how much the referee impacted the game by denying us three massive attacking opportunities.
24 hours apart. #Arsenal #COYG
The earliest historically recorded St. Totteringham's Day was March 9, 2008. However, in the 2025/2026 season, Arsenal is on track to set a new record today.
Mr Raya, we salute you. 🫡
You have Wembley tickets? Son and I are in block 525 row 22
Both great Arsenal pubs for watching matches.
But did @domsenal.bsky.social luck in and get tickets to Wembley to make the trip truly memorable?
Enshittification of the sport will continue until moral improves
I don't think any of us should entertain that debate, corners have always been a mess. The only reason people complain now is because Arsenal scores from them.
Again (and again), if it was as simple as crowding the GK, everyone would score like Arsenal. And it's not the case.
Happy birthday to @arseblog.com ! Thanks for being part of our Arsenal lives.
100%, now we just the boys to make them absolutely the best joyful type of memories
Yup - my son is over the moon.
Tickets secured for the Carabao Cup Final - Happy Dayz!!! #COYG 💪
Not for me. Just makes them look like Chelsea
Bitter me, not fogging half.
Oh, that makes sense...
Good news, we can take their (HT*) seats so we don't have to replace all the old faded broken ones, even better news, we get to charge them even more for less - yes, you are welcome, just remember to keep singing or much you love us.
* lower northbank joke
In line with inflation, it would be funny, but my pay packet never inflates.
It's greedy, and they, the owners, don't care; it's all about squeezing PROFIT from those who are lucky enough to get to attend a match to SUPPORT our team.
I feel a chant coming from our amazing away fans
