Stuart

I am very very excited to see Lily Allen perform West End Girl this evening.

It’s too early to listen to the new Peaches album. Halfway through track 2 and I’ve heard the phrase “I’m a horny little fucker” approximately 42 times so far.

Good morning. The new Hilary Duff album is very good. That’s all.

The producers coming up with this mission #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

The new season of #DragRace seems really promising so far. Great experienced cast, a genius first challenge. I hope this holds up.

Never forget.

Jane McDonald should lead every nation into the New Year tbh…

You’re telling me that BBC in England had a Boyzone reunion at New Year?! Maybe we need to revisit the independence conversation…

That moment when you realise you were on the BBC Hogmanay show with Robbie Williams and Michelle McManus lol

100% deserved. A 10/10 pop song. Incredible. Merry Christmas.

Honestly thought this was going to be in contention for the Top 5. Shocker.

I love Girls Aloud but there’s probably a reason this song sat in the vault for the last 15 years…

It’s a cute fun song but did people really look at all of the amazing pop music we’ve had out this year and go “Yeah, that Kylie Christmas song is better than most of this”. Really?!

I’m off work so didn’t set an alarm but I’m here now for a morning of pop perfection with @electricangels.bsky.social! Happy Christmas Eve!

Anna and the Apocalypse is an underrated Christmas gem from recent years and you all should go and watch immediately. It’s Scottish, it’s a musical, it has zombies. And it also features my favourite ever rhyming couplet in a song, “what was I thinking, this isnae Disney”.

#Eurovision

You could say it was a ‘little mix’? (I’ll let myself out…)

#ImACeleb is really dull without Ruby, isn’t it?

United by Disgust

You won, EBU.
Enjoy the MoroccanOil money, I hope it makes you happy.
Dear lord, what a sad little life EBU.
You ruined #Eurovision completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in basic humanity.

My first ever concert aged 6 was Five. Guess who I’m going to see tonight. And I will be screaming every single word.

Actual footage of me trying to get Lily Allen tickets this morning.

I hope Laika never died and that she spins around us still and that she has a party in the air and always will. I hope that she is dancing every night among the stars.
I hope Laika is alive.

Went to see Busted V McFly tonight. Whilst both bands were fab (McFly clearly won the battle), the crowd were dead. I’ve seen more atmosphere at a funeral.

I did ‘World of Our Own’ by Westlife on karaoke tonight and I don’t know whether I should be offended or flattered that when halfway though I shouted into the mic “oh fuck there’s a key change in this” that people laughed.

So we all agree that the new Lily Allen album is a work of art, right?

I’ve revisited Lily Allen’s entire discography while I’ve been working today. Of course Sheezus hasn’t aged well but No Shame really was a gamechanger, wasn’t it?

A lovely evening as always judging #TwentyQuid. So many bangers this year, but let’s face it - Jade was always going to take it.

“Stuart has tried to find a more sympathetic ear. Instead, he’s found Jane Boulton.”

Episode 1 of Dragula Titans and it really is showing the other drag show in how to properly do an All Stars season. Incredible television.