James Honaker

very relatable tbh

she accepts her fate (belly rubs, pet-pets, and treats)

#FantasyIndiesMarch

day 9: fighting fate vs. accepting it

none of my characters are especially resigned towards accepting their fate or their lot in life (for the most part)
it's more fun to follow people as they try to escape and transcend their perceived bonds

fun fact: the first version of this story dates back to 2013

my next novel releases in 5 days
the interim cover became permanent (for the first edition)

what you can find:
* a pimp-dragon
* attempted knightly valor
* cultists
* labiathans
* insanity

available on Amazon in paperback and e-book
get it here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GMFYVXQ5

#booksky #indiefantasy

the only thing to fear is Snom or something

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day 8: character phobias

the main character of my first duology has acrophobia that shows up intermittently throughout the tale
besides that most of my characters have perfectly reasonable fears (like giant sentient vulva monsters)

(picture not related)

sometimes you have to give the people what they yearn for

my condolences
please don't die of ennui

I really should have made this prettier but I'm lazy

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day 7: Snippet Saturday

this is from my novel coming out on 3/13
I was rather proud of it

wisten hewe cumswut

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day 6: Free Friday

for today I'll share a bit of video game dialogue I'm still proud of
I really need to get back to working on games at some point

F L A T

from: me
to: y'all

subject: #FCF

(if you like #Cat and you like it #Flat here you go lol)

my father had that at one point
no idea if it's still somewhere in things and stuff

I'm not ashamed to admit that I first got the card for aesthetic reasons but he's a card I'm quite fond of mechanically

this seemed fun lol
#mtg

pictured: another risk (the belly)

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day 5: risks in work

in my first novels airships are mostly known technology but are definitely not without their perils
in my forthcoming novel there are cults and genetic abominations and a pimp dragon

the risk often is inherent in the journey

can't let you do that Star Fox

fate is like cat distribution

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day 4: beliefs in luck/fate

I tend to be pretty agnostic towards fate and luck and that reflects
some characters will tend to believe in luck more strongly while others see it as something they make for themselves

it's case by case but the general trend is more casual belief

there are no gods only Snom Snom is eternal

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day 3: lies or rumors in my work

for my first novels, the core "lie" was that a benevolent god that had saved them all was inside a stone tomb, convalescing and awaiting release
(it was actually a dark god, and the benevolent god didn't exist)

a woman in bunny ears is holding a boy 's head with two blue drops on it Alt: have you experienced the wonders of the puff-puff

(continuing this as a proper thread)
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day 2: my characters' guilty pleasures

I tend to like writing men with a fondness for the female form (like tit magazines)
maybe it's not "guilty" but what can I say

this could be fun so let's do this
#FantasyIndiesMarch

day 1: self introduction (with emojis)

me: 🏳️‍🌈✍️🎮🐈

my works: 🏳️‍🌈✍️🎮🍆🍑🤪🐉🗡️

(I have three novels out and a fourth coming in March, as well as several WIPe)
(I also make video games)

why try getting someone to hire you when you can hire yourself and just be your own ho

(Snom intensifies)

in honor of Pokémon Day here is a Snom

you are welcome

dignity: zero belly: off the charts

today's #FCF post comes with extra belly and even less dignity

my #Cat does Flat very well

such length

farewell productivity
(at least she's comfortable)

cover still not final (my cover designer is still working on something I hope)

#promo time lol

"The Sordid Tale of Sir Ginger" launches on 3/13 (on Amazon)
what you can expect:
* attempts at knightly valor
* fluorescent hydras
* a demon-worshipping cult
* a princess everyone hates
* a pimp-dragon
* labiathans

pre-order it here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GMFYVXQ5

#booksky #fantasy

I feel like a lot of them will second-guess or overanalyze their audition Snatch Game choice and try to go for someone they think will let them shine more

something something inner saboteur

jungle panther

hateful tuxedo loaf

l o n g

it's #FCF and y'all get three Flat Cats for the price of one today

is this Snom singing a death metal classic

yes

(Snom intensifies)

should I be advertising my book that launches in 24 days
probably

am I instead posting Snom on main
absolutely

the tech dystopia we ead horror stories about as children looms larger with each passing day

she is clearly thrilled about things

in honor of Valentine's Day here's a particular round-looking angel

look at his little paws

today's #FCF comes with extra length