just get a VPN!
just get a VPN!
Cynthia Erivo holding space for that
Lady Gaga: abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga
me:
Damn
Wearing a bike helmet cause he asked me to... damn I'm down bad
listening to Blackout and I need to talk to a gay person about how good this song is
started playing Balatro last night and as expected I'm already addicted
eating an apple slice tasting faintly of onion
empty hotel gym means the shorts come off
riding an articulated bus going 70 km/h... hell yeah
still thinking about this it was a really cute tuxedo cat
Just saw a cat chase a mouse up a tree while biking home at 4 AM like some pure unadulterated Tom & Jerry material... classic stuff
thanking you for this in advance
screenshot of a bluesky notification saying “Unacceptable slur in record” because I tried to make my display name “bike fag”
what do you mean I can't call myself a fag 😩 how boring
party takeover incoming
but like look at the material:
going to a house party tonight and i fear i will be talking about tinashe again
Gotta make sure this video of Jazell Barbie Royale circulates on here once a month like it did on X
The album cover for FLO’s debut album “Access All Areas”
STREAM ACCESS ALL AREAS
so many juicy men on here... has me feeling a desire to gain 20 pounds
wait this is great! also stream aquamarine
Blue Sky severs
hello but quieter than everyone else so that you lean in to hear me
an orange cat sitting in a perch looking very cutely off to the right of the camera
my baby is sooo fucking cute
I hate that “going the way of the dodo” means going extinct… it should mean being kind and cute and interesting… as dodos doubtlessly were…
i brake for dilfs
(on my bike, naturally)
me writing a post that's only funny to me:
blasting aphids off my rosebush with a spray mister I took home from a music festival 7 or 8 years ago