whaddit

TRASH 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨
SHART 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Cave men use to poop with a leaf 🍀

Is anyone on this plane a Fruit Ninja expert

And they won't give me a blanket

No, and there's bugs

I volunteer.

the frontier airlines front desk is asking if anyone knows how to fly this thing i shouldve gone delta

Wife got me sleeping in the airport again

I found true love so I don't need head anymore I still need a job though because my contract with the Dolphins expired so I'm opening my GoFundMe for anyone who wants to donate www.gofundme.com

wauhh @whaddit.bsky.social

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

my cat burglar ass could not live next to a big ass diamond with lasers

its so funny in fh5 when npcs flash their brights at you before you careen into them at 180 mph

not my transhumanist ass getting surgery to turn my balls into snake magnets

We aren't ready for what's coming.

Anyone want head from an ex-NFL player

You don't want this Coke bro

I just got fired from the NFL.

great news everybody i just got drafted into the NFL soooo basically im going to be playing football from now on

Fuck Kraftwerk I'm taking no prisoners on 9/11

picture thread

im using this as a personal too probably

(eating a biiiig ass lollipop) Fuck my fucking life

Dude you're a fucker and your shit's all upside down

They're nmpt ready