For the younger folks in my country - Please go this way: www.dkms.de/registrieren
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For the younger folks in my country - Please go this way: www.dkms.de/registrieren
It would take minutes in Germany, too. Sadly, the age limit for registering is 55 years over here. I was too old to even register when it first hit you.
The limit for actually donating seems to be an odd 61 years. I am beyond that now... 🫤
Luckily at least there is one other way to support DKMS.
ah, the days of trolling people with fake broadcast messages learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/da...
A book about reporting with SQL Server 2005, properly used as a door stopper.
When they raffled a book like this, I said I still have that one. And here's the proof that I put it to its proper use case...
#SQLKonferenz #Datamonster #SQLFamily
So I came back from spending a couple of flashing days, presenting a session and mingling with the Datamonster community at SQL Konferenz 2026 in Hanau. I'd like to thank everyone involved, too many names to list, I mean everyone - thanks for being awesome!
#SQLKonferenz #Datamonster #SQLFamily
Announcing my session on window functions in SQL Server at this year's SQLKonferenz.
On my way to the (data) center of Germany. Up for the speakers dinner tonight, then two more days of SQL-Konferenz. It'll be just awesome. 😉 See you in Hanau!
#SQLKonferenz #Community #SQLServer
Just two more weeks, and it's time for the mighty German SQL-Konferenz again. Come to Hanau on March 2nd for three days of high-quality content all around the Microsoft Data Platform. Have some fun (and some drinks) along the way. 😉 See you in Hanau!
#SQLKonferenz #Community #SQLServer
Indeed.
A sticker saying You can be anything be kind in colourful lettering on a white background
He who knows nothing
but threats and tarrifs
clearly can not be
the leader of the free world.
Lol
Thursday. Why?
A sticker saying You can be anything be kind in purple lettering on a black background
A Hugo Kornelis deep dive and 'light reading'?? Je bent echt grappig, Hugo!
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
💭 The SQLBits 2026 theme is… Cartoon!
Inspired by iconic studios and characters, the Cartoon theme will run right across SQLBits - from themed swag and exhibitor booths to the legendary Friday night party 🎉
Get ready to toon in!
#SQLBits #SQLBits2026 #TechConference
Gönn Dir 'n Android, dann klappt das auch mit der Übertragungsrate. 😉
Das war früher auch schon so. Aber früher hat irgendwer bestimmt "Schiedsrichterentscheidungen sind Tatsachenentscheidungen", und das Spiel ging weiter.
DATE CHANGE for Data Saturday Stockholm 2026!
Because of the Stockholm Marathon, which happens on the original date, not only were hotels exorbitantly expensive, but the venue was actually not even bookable.
New date: May 9th.
Of all the problems, it's never the stuff you'd expect. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oops, did you lose @bweissman.bsky.social along the way? 😮
That sounded just a bit scary, anyway. 😋
So this sporty guy and myself made it home from Utrecht. Big thanks to the @techorama.bsky.social NL team for this stunning event and for inviting me to speak! #techorama
Does that mean you always ever set the clock forward in March and never back in October - or vice versa? 🤔
The lion doesn't care about engineering.
Dank je wel, Reitse!
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"I am speaking" badge for SQL Konferenz 2026
Yay, I got selected to speak at the next edition of the mighty @datamonster.io #SQLKonferenz 😃 See you in Hanau in March 2026!
I wish they would cut the crappy marketing buzzword Blabla, eventually. 🙄
Back home from a pleasant day spent with pleasant folks. 😉 /cc @thewolfdentech.bsky.social
Reminds me I should set up notifications for your posts. 😉