megHan ⛓️🌸

hey..

bix the pitbull pouting

bix the pitbull pouting

pissed that she can’t have a blueberry donut

i’ve been with Jonah for 8 years, we simply just order take out and watch TV for valentine’s day

what an amazing day to be a puerto rican

i hate that my favorite band is a popular band, but The Story So Far really is that band

hit my pen forgetting that i ate an edible. blast off.

insanely good

my whole

i love when my bidet flushes out my whole digestive system

going to war (shaving my winter legs)

absolutely disgusting and shocking

sitting here sick to my stomach
fuck ICE

eat it up, eat it eat it up

i wonder if my dog is tired of hearing “previously on Dance Moms”

have not made any art since the print shop i was going to stole all my art.

is it related

currently: vegan sushi, fried rice and a coke zero

i need a documentary on how Royal Kingdom can afford these mega celebrities doing commercials for them

setting my alarm for work for 4:15am is actually hurting my brain

fireworks are so fucking stupid

a 5x5 grid of meghan’s most listened albums of the year

2025

i have to be at work at 630 tomorrow morning so i’ve just been stoned all day hoping ill crash by 9pm

i always spend new year’s eve deep cleaning the house

it’s not even about bringing clean energy into the new year, i just always happen to be off work and it’s the only time to do it LOL

just shoveled 4 inches of snow off the sidewalk and front porch while stoned

literally the most fun i’ve ever had

jim carrey!!

my husband is watching The Grinch for the first time

save me from these munchies

how is it only wednesday, im so tired

i forgot to show yall my cake

hello i am 28 years old today it is my birthday

i think me having the whole weekend off work was a mistake but i hope i don’t waste it

we put this on everytime i work and i am so tired of it now